Getting old!

[daves87rs]

Don't laugh ...... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50

Or being over 60

And heading towards 70!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be the released first.

3. No one expects you to run ... anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn "the hard way".

7. Things you buy now .... won't wear out.

8. You can eat Supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live "without sex" but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You can quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with . . .elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning

to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the

National Weather Service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't

remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

You can remember

Right now!

ONE MORE THING:

Never, under any circumstances,

take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on

the same night!

[67impss]

Getting old but not that old I'm 50 tomorrow so fifty dosen't qualify for this but I get the oldtimers discount at the bread thrift store

[NOS2006]

Speaking of getting old, I turned 21 for the second time yesterday. haha

[daves87rs]

Speaking of getting old, I turned 21 for the second time yesterday. haha

Well, enjoy it again....

[NOS2006]

haha Ohh you better believe I will. Tonight will be a direct repeat of last year... probably not a good thing lol. Tomorrow will be another party sponsored by the under-21 crowd who can't go to the bars with us tonight.

[balthazar]

Much like the muscle car ads of particular notice ('xx,xxx miles, most put on a 1/4-mile @ a time' )...

For me: many has the dollar been spent in bars, 'most spent 1 tip at a time'.