Flava Flav's New Show

[Guest Josh]

Has anybody seen it? On the East Coast its on VH1. Basically there's something like 12 or 15 women that compete to be Flavs girl lol. Man what will they think of next.

[cmattson]

No -- haven't seen it. But thanks for getting old, obnoxious grooves stuck in my head. Bastard! Might as well share (misery loves company): Hit me Going going gone Now I dialed 911 a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reactin' They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue embalm the goner They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line they you're dead today Late comings with the late comin' stretcher That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya? With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation So get up get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here with the broken neck He's a witness to the job never bein' done He would've been in full in 8 9-11 Was a joke 'cause they always jokin' They the token to your life when it's croakin' They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver So get up, get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown Ow, ow 911 is a joke Get up and get, get down. 9-1-1 is a joke in your town. Bastard -- I'm gonna hafta go shuffling through old CD piles now..

[Olds Guy]

Yeah, kind of like The Bachelor with a little extra flavor.

Which reminds me... did I ever post the photoshop I did of myself?
:lol:

Edited January 6, 2006 by Olds Guy

[MyerShift]

Channel surfing, I came across it, but I will not watch trash like this. The only ridiculous shows I feel that are really worth watching are animated.