Classic 1996 or 1998 Monte Carlo

[Intrepidation]

Date: 2009-10-14, 3:13PM EDT

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This vehicle is the biggest piece of $h! available on the market! This car would be great for an unappreciative bastard, step-child, or just anyone who you want to be embarassed everywhere they go. There is so much wrong with this car it's funny! Pretty much everything except the engine is broken--however it drives fine. This rusty road hazard has windshield-wipers that are operated by pull-string. The driver side door is rusted off the hinge(so the door is never fully closed), so entry into the vehicle is only available on the passenger side, making it an embarassing experience getting into and out of the car. Important! Do NOT fill up the car more than half way with gas (it leaks if you fill it up more than half way). That is a bad combination with the electric sparking power windows! BOOM! hahah just joking this car is great! but really it might blow up. This car would be perfect for driving off of a cliff or into a rock wall or ghost riding into the charles. Car has about 95,000 miles and will definately not pass inspection. It needs new tires, brakes, windshield wipers, driver side door, power windows, gas tank, and many many more! Will trade for motorcycles, helicopters, boats, or old-school video games.

* Location: Brighton

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[Robert Hall]

Looks like someone missed out on their C4C opportunity.

[2005 EquinoxLS]

Dear lord. I cant believe there is one of these in that bad of shape.

[loki]

looks like a place for 2 rims i could use. lol that is pretty bad. i'd say it's a 96. ?

[Camino LS6]

Was it parked in a lake?

[A Horse With No Name]

I've seen cars rusted much worse. Saw a Z71 Extended cab today that had rust into the pillars, around windows, etc.

Wow. What a steaming pile!

Chris

[Blake Noble]

Can I haz duct tape?