How would you rather die?

[Satty]

I bet you'd like to know the story behind this poll. I may post it in a bit. I'd go with the bear attack.

[Paolino]

Found a gray hair?

[FAPTurbo]

Mauled by bear, because in old age you gotta worry about kids on your lawn and diaper brands. Plus it's funnier for other people a few years later.

[Satty]

Found a gray hair?

A few years ago, thats why I keep my head shaved or nearly shaved.

There was a black bear that was hanging out in a residential area around here, and because people are pathetic, it turned into a tourist attraction. One woman went and picked her 80 year old mother up from a nursing home just to take her to see a bear up in a tree. Someone said that was a bad idea because the old woman couldn't run if the bear got vicious, I took the opposite side, saying that if it were me, I'd rather be mauled by a bear because nobody forgets the guy who gets mauled. If I were killed by a bear, people who know me would think about me everytime they saw one, while if I died of old age, they wouldn't think about me everytime they saw an old person.

[ZL-1]

Mauled by bear, of course. Only way I'd make the evening news...

[A Horse With No Name]

Actually I may get mauled by a bear. I live in Columbus, Ohio but work in Chillicothe, Ohio. Down in Chillicothe a bear is on the loose from the southern Ohio woods. they've tried to catch it, with no luck.

[Robert Hall]

Somewhere years ago, I saw a joke that went something like this--- 'I'd rather die quietly in my sleep like Grandpa, rather than screaming like his passengers'.

[Nick]

other:

autoerotic asphyxiation

[Satty]

other:

autoerotic asphyxiation

What if I add "masturbated by a bear" to the poll?

[Robert Hall]

other:

autoerotic asphyxiation

Why not...that approach worked for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine.

[Paolino]

A few years ago, thats why I keep my head shaved or nearly shaved.

There was a black bear that was hanging out in a residential area around here, and because people are pathetic, it turned into a tourist attraction. One woman went and picked her 80 year old mother up from a nursing home just to take her to see a bear up in a tree. Someone said that was a bad idea because the old woman couldn't run if the bear got vicious, I took the opposite side, saying that if it were me, I'd rather be mauled by a bear because nobody forgets the guy who gets mauled. If I were killed by a bear, people who know me would think about me everytime they saw one, while if I died of old age, they wouldn't think about me everytime they saw an old person.

Found my first gray hairs on my chest when I wore my contacts into the shower 2 New Year's Days ago. Felt like taking a Sharpee to them

other:

autoerotic asphyxiation

[A Horse With No Name]

What if I add "masturbated by a bear" to the poll?

Totally crude, but I've got a long term friend who went to a different high school than I did. One of the popular people at my friend's high school wanted to know what sex with an animal was like, so (popular kid) tried to have oral sex with a cow...with the cow playing "catcher."

Guy was de-nutted and de-shafted in short order, and there wasn't anything the doctors could do. And I am NOT making this up.

Anything involving animals and Human private parts is a bad idea, methinks...

Oh, and my friend went to high school in Alabama if that means anything.

Chris

[Blake Noble]

I'd rather not die old, so I'll take the mauling.

Anything involving animals and Human private parts is a bad idea, methinks...

Anything involving general bestiality is a bad idea. Mr. Hands can attest to that. Just ask ... him ... oh wait.

Edited July 19, 2009 by YellowJacket894

[ocnblu]

Somebody at the campground told me yesterday a bear had been sighted on the property. I got skeered.

[ShadowDog]

Old age, simply because it's said the best years of your life are the ones between retirement and death. The trick is to keep yourself healthy enough to enjoy them.

[A Horse With No Name]

Any day above ground seems to beat the alternative.

To me the best days of my life are any days I am with my family. I skipped the SCCA autocross today just to spend the day with my wife and kids. Skipped a car show I wanted to go to yesterday to spend the time with my wife and kids.

Nothing beats family, IMHO.

Chris

[SAmadei]

I'm going to go like the guy at the end of the Monte Python's "Meaning of Life"... chased to death by a group of topless women.

[daves87rs]

I'm going to go like the guy at the end of the Monte Python's "Meaning of Life"... chased to death by a group of topless women.

+1

Sounds like more fun that way...