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How old will I be when I buy the farm?  

27 members have voted

  1. 1. How old will I be when I buy the farm?

    • 27: Direct result of a massive rollover because of a blowout in the Datsun @ 127mph
      4
    • 34: FiftyNine LeSabre crushes skull after it slips off jack durring oil change
      2
    • 41: Skydiving accident
      0
    • 49: Massive heart attack as a result of dismal diet
      3
    • 56: Sofia buys a Civic, instant aneurysm ensues
      9
    • 59: Accidental Gun Discharge... of a 23.5 karat gold plated Sig 9mm
      1
    • 60: One word: Wendys
      2
    • 66: Welding masks, vitamins & sunblock are Pu$$ys
      2
    • 72: Peacefully in my sleep dreaming of my 1969 COPO clone in the garage
      2
    • 99: Fractured hip... and a broken neck
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So for the third night in a row I'm up at 4:00am. I just 'inhaled' a liter of Coke with Lime, 1/3 of a box of Trader Joe's Chocolate Raspberry thingines and a half package of Fritos Honey BBQ Flavor Twists. For some reason even though I do no drugs what-so-ever and have only tried pot once and it did nothing for me... I've still got the munchies. I could totally go for KFC/Taco Bell right now. It's at this moment while the cats are running around driving me crazy that I realize I'm setting myself up for an early grave. Oh well, back to looking up Cab-Over-Engine classics on eBay and Google. :) P.S. Variance I'll finish that PM tomorrow when I'm more clear headed. I'm flattered that you'd want my opinion.
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Oooppps. 66 and 49 are basically the same thing... oh well. I voted 66, I'm not forfeitig my vote. :P
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You have this bad habit too of staying up too late and consuming things that arent good for you. Good, I am not alone in the world. Mine will be 49. Poor diet.
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I voted #27. Im guilty of a bad diet+staying up late. Hell, Im drinking a cola Slurpee right now. Its snowing outside. I was doing frontwheel doughnuts with the Cutlass at 5 am. :P Couldnt sleep knowing theres a football sized parking lot nearby. ^_^
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He-he, cool! Good for you TED, I'm also one who enjoys fun in the snow... since the STS is FWD I used to fly down empty parking lots at like 45 cut the wheels and kick the P/E-brake and laugh my ass off as the car did a 1080* Ahhhh... good times. :) Last week on my way to buy the Christmas wreath for the Caddy I took the Datsun did a few donuts in a huge empty Church parkikng lot... nothing major just powerslides, drifting style switchbacks and such. I would have gotten more silly if Sofia was not with me. She's in the backseat laughing and giggling while Ross is in the front seat egging me on. As I slowly drove off from the parking lot Ross commented on how I'm teaching Sofia bad habits... I'm like what bad habits this is me on GOOD behavior? Can you imagine if we had goten caught doing figure Eights 20 feet away from the Nativity sceene, the cops come and see a little one in the back seat, us in the front. The gray haired republican one mumbles through his mustache: See Lietenant... this is what happens when you let the gays adopt! Mean time Marcia has my head on a PIKE by sunset. :P
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Wow... someone voted 99. Holy $hit who has that much faith in my survival instinct??? I'm shopping around for a beater 91 Lebaron/88 Mustang LX convertible so I can drive it off a big cliff with the top down and jump out with a parachutte. I thought of that crap about 8 years before Vin Diesel did it in XXX. :angry:

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