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Yup OK I've backed off lately going to the gym and I've reverted to walking my old route in the a.m., but I have a serious problem. Spiderwebs. I just hate it when I'm trucking along in my sneakers and *KABLAMMO* I walk into a single strand (or several) of those pesky tiny restraints, face-first, then I thrash around, clutching at them with my hands, trying to clear my path. If anyone's peeking out their window they must think I'm bat$h! crazy.

Am I the only one this happens to?

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lol try walking in my basement. Then you might look full psychotic.

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lol try walking in my basement. Then you might look full psychotic.

That's gross. Clean your $h!!!!

Ocn: I often take walks before bed, i.e. ~12-1am. Soooo many webs out, and I always feel like there might be something crawling on me for like an hour afterwards. Yuck. But what can you do?

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Perhaps a walking stick. I can walk, holding it with my arms outstretched in front of me, as a bow to part the seas.
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I have more of a problem with roosters scaring me $h!less on my morning jog than spider webs. At work, however, there always manages to be a few webs in the storage/supply room, which is essentially a walled off part of the warehouse.

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Like so many of your co-workers think, I thought you loved The Cock. Why so scared?:AH-HA_wink:
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I often forget that the guy up the street has a freaking flock of them that he lets stay out in his front yard and they make odd noises.

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