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happens with humans too. it's just that you have to take the woman to the steakhouse, pay a big bill, and leave a tip. the monkeys just bring the meat. so to speak (rim shot).

all in all, meat for sex. fair trade i'd say. a lot cheaper dowry than a 4 bedroom suburban house and a crossover SUV in the garage, and a constant show of emotional support.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7988169.stm

Chimpanzees enter into "deals" whereby they exchange meat for sex, according to researchers.

Male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts.

This is a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are.

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the_yellow_dart Newbie

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*warning, slightly sick post*

A lot of our sexual quirks as humans can be explained by looking at how monkeys have sex. (that sounds more gross than it was supposed to!)

Monkey females typically take on multiple males (one at a time) when they're horny. One finishes and another takes over after him. This explains two things - why women take longer to orgasm than men (typical is 15 min vs. 3) and also why men like the visuals of sex. If you saw sex back then, chances were good that it was your turn soon.

Also I think this explains why men have a 'spot' in their asses. If another male is getting impatient enough to stick it in your ass and you haven't finished with the woman yet, you better finish soon or the crowd may get violent with you.

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*warning, slightly sick post*

A lot of our sexual quirks as humans can be explained by looking at how monkeys have sex. (that sounds more gross than it was supposed to!)

Monkey females typically take on multiple males (one at a time) when they're horny. One finishes and another takes over after him. This explains two things - why women take longer to orgasm than men (typical is 15 min vs. 3) and also why men like the visuals of sex. If you saw sex back then, chances were good that it was your turn soon.

Also I think this explains why men have a 'spot' in their asses. If another male is getting impatient enough to stick it in your ass and you haven't finished with the woman yet, you better finish soon or the crowd may get violent with you.

all those college classes suddenly make sense......

G. David Felt Grand Master

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so ya think a hearty sirloin is good or will they hold out for the beef tenderloin?

Nope they always seem to go for the Bacon wrapped Filet! :rotflmao:

FUTURE_OF_GM Newbie

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*warning, slightly sick post*

A lot of our sexual quirks as humans can be explained by looking at how monkeys have sex. (that sounds more gross than it was supposed to!)

Monkey females typically take on multiple males (one at a time) when they're horny. One finishes and another takes over after him. This explains two things - why women take longer to orgasm than men (typical is 15 min vs. 3) and also why men like the visuals of sex. If you saw sex back then, chances were good that it was your turn soon.

Also I think this explains why men have a 'spot' in their asses. If another male is getting impatient enough to stick it in your ass and you haven't finished with the woman yet, you better finish soon or the crowd may get violent with you.

LMFAO!!!

So insane, but I can see the parallels.

Intrepidation

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*warning, slightly sick post*

A lot of our sexual quirks as humans can be explained by looking at how monkeys have sex. (that sounds more gross than it was supposed to!)

Monkey females typically take on multiple males (one at a time) when they're horny. One finishes and another takes over after him. This explains two things - why women take longer to orgasm than men (typical is 15 min vs. 3) and also why men like the visuals of sex. If you saw sex back then, chances were good that it was your turn soon.

Also I think this explains why men have a 'spot' in their asses. If another male is getting impatient enough to stick it in your ass and you haven't finished with the woman yet, you better finish soon or the crowd may get violent with you.

:rotflmao:

Oracle of Delphi Newbie

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Also I think this explains why men have a 'spot' in their asses. If another male is getting impatient enough to stick it in your ass and you haven't finished with the woman yet, you better finish soon or the crowd may get violent with you.

Ummm, I think that's called Prison Sex ... :smilewide:

K.C. Newbie

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Ummm, I think that's called Prison Sex ... :smilewide:

How do you know? Have you experienced prison sex? :AH-HA_wink:

G. David Felt Grand Master

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Only when my wife cuffs me ... :smilewide:

Traditional police cuff's or those special room padded pink foo foo cuffs? members want details! :wink:

ocnblu Newbie

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I'd be all Joe Friday on your ass as I push your head down and into the Hemi-powered Charger patrol car for your ride to the slammer. Just the facts, ma'am!
ocnblu Newbie

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*grabs another set of cuffs and snicks them on Camino* you'll have plenty of time to cool your heels where you're goin', buddy! Edited by ocnblu
G. David Felt Grand Master

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so pcs, why stop at handcuffs. just break out the 'sex taser'

Do you have the ultra luxury and extra High Voltage model???? Us bigger peeps take a bigger model! :neenerneener:

Robert Hall Veteran

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Sex tazer? Geez, I've heard of some wierd fetishes before, but that one takes the cake. :scared:

A buddy of mine used to date a cop...he said she loved to use her cuffs and taser on him...sounds kinky.

K.C. Newbie

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A buddy of mine used to date a cop...he said she loved to use her cuffs and taser on him...sounds kinky.

There's just way too many fetishes in the world that I know about now. Ay yai yai! :nono:

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