I farted...

[Intrepidation]

...and I smelt like peanut butter.

[Satty]

Yes, yes it did

[Intrepidation]

Jessica verifies it.

She was like: No way

...

...:wait...

...

[ocnblu]

Who are you, Tony Romo?

[K.C.]

I farted once and it made a whistle sound. Anyone else ever done that?

[Lamar]

I farted once and it made a whistle sound. Anyone else ever done that?

That would be a very telling accomplishment, I've been told...

[daves87rs]

I farted once and it made a whistle sound. Anyone else ever done that?

Been there, done that...

[Justin Bimmer]

TMI!

[regfootball]

teh smell, ith stahs in teh chair kushun and won't go away

[Intrepidation]

teh smell, ith stahs in teh chair kushun and won't go away

Well said

[K.C.]

The other day, I was taking a friend of mine to pick up his car from the shop and he farted in my car. It smelled up my car for an hour. So much for the leather interior smell I enjoy so much.

[the_yellow_dart]

You know your fart is bad when you can't even stand the smell of it yourself.

[regfootball]

one time my buddy had a chevy corsica work/fleet car. a real dinger. anyways, one day he picked me up to go somewhere it was about 100 degrees out. inside the car the air was not working well.

he had his dogs with. 2 dalmations, 2 hyper and just fed dalmations.

the dogs started farting in the car. BOTH OF THEM. 100 degree day, air not working. the smell of the dogs alone without the farts was enough to make me sick. the farts almost put me under.

i almost puked.

[K.C.]

Better a fart, than a shart. :AH-HA_wink:

[NOS2006]

Good God, my little sister let one rip the other day in the car... Not even funny. Good thing I was about 10 houses down the road from my driveway...

[ocnblu]

...the first time in recorded history a girl EVER farted. Good thing you were on the scene so you could report it to us, Nos.

[Intrepidation]

Cats fart too. It smells.

K.C.: truer words never spoken.

[Oracle of Delphi]

Are you a Shell engineer?

[capriceman]

Are you a Shell engineer?

?

[Oracle of Delphi]

?

http://www.cheersandgears.com/index.php?sh...c=28716&hl=

[capriceman]

Gotcha!

[daves87rs]

Better a fart, than a shart. :AH-HA_wink:

So true...

[Sixty8panther]

TMI!

[FAPTurbo]

My latest smelled of pickles. Must've been the Big Mac from 5 hours ago. 

[ocnblu]

Appreciate the update.

[G. David Felt]

Funniest are those people plugged in listening to their music and forgetting that they can still be heard from others when they fart. Yes the music covered it up for you but the rest of us heard it and smelt it.

[Robert Hall]

'Murica.