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Robert Hall Veteran

Robert Hall

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I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.

+1. Two Japanese hotties in an LS460hL with tinted windows. Or in a Century with the window blinds.

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Robert Hall Veteran

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Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Yes, sometimes, it can be a nice red brown, with the color and texture quite similar to the spicy curry I ate a few minutes previously.. or it can look like brown chocolate syrup, sprayed all over the walls and the ceiling of a restaurant bathroom. (Immodium usually prevents this, though).

I never get tired of poo jokes, just watched the classic 'Brown Noise' episode of South Park again earlier in the week...

(Alas, having a puppy and two older semi-housebroken dogs at home means I see a lot of poo).

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Satty Newbie

Satty

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That died quickly. Speaking of which....

A Toyota will last for years, decades even, with proper care. Poop will decompose withina matter of days, no matter what kind of care is taken.

Toyota +1

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Intrepidation

Intrepidation

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Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Toyotas are available in a range of colors.

+1 Toyota

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

G. David Felt Grand Master

G. David Felt

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Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

Do not forget that it also comes in a variety of amazing smells! :neenerneener:

G. David Felt Grand Master

G. David Felt

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:rotflmao: The Disney Movie RocketMan with all the Fart Jokes! Love that movie, it brings tears to my face due to how hard I laugh! :rotflmao:

+1 Poop

Toyota's in Movies,

-1 Toyota

fightingbee Newbie

fightingbee

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If you open up a 3.0L Camry engine, and it often looks like its covered in poop inside. :wink:

I'd call that one even.

Toyota advocates TRD racing, but only Ford can produce a steamin' Lincoln.

Ford +1

Z-06 Newbie

Z-06

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There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

Z-06 Newbie

Z-06

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Poop comes in different sizes and physical states and can take any shape possible.

Same cannot be said about Toyotas.

+1 Poop

Intrepidation

Intrepidation

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There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

:lol:!

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There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

:lol:

Z-06 Newbie

Z-06

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When you have a poop accident, air bags do not go up to cocoon your butt.

When your Toyota has an accident, air bags safely cocoon you in their shield.

+1 Toyota

Justin Bimmer Newbie

Justin Bimmer

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I think that's a draw. :P

Well, if I had a choice of eating a mayo and $h! sandwich or a mayo and toyota sandwich, i think the $h! sandwich would be easier to eat cause it would be smaller.

Robert Hall Veteran

Robert Hall

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If you buy a Toyota, your friends WILL Find out - and they WILL laugh at you...

Draw?

Or they will pat you on the back...as I've seen firsthand, there is tremendous peer pressure out there to buy Toyotas.

Z-06 Newbie

Z-06

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For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

Justin Bimmer Newbie

Justin Bimmer

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Mistaking washing machine for a toilet so you can take a dump = never going to happen

Mistaking washing machine for toyota and try to drive it off = could happen easily

+1 dump

FAPTurbo Newbie

FAPTurbo

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For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

I dunno dude... I remember being constipated, literally on my knees, and begging to God, so I think Toyota wins.

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Satty Newbie

Satty

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Websites that let you look at Toyotas are free.

Websites that let you look at poop (and people pooping on each other and doing other poop-related activities) cost $39.95/month

+1 Toyota from a customer's point of view

+1 poop from a business perspective

Drew Dowdell Grand Master

Drew Dowdell

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:lol:

Plus the haggling process with Toyota doesn't involve searing pain and agony.

+1 Toyota.

You haven't actually been to a Toyota dealer have you?

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