Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...

[Robert Hall]

I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.

+1. Two Japanese hotties in an LS460hL with tinted windows. Or in a Century with the window blinds.

[Intrepidation]

I like the current IS, the LS, and the GS pre MCE. They are pretty handsome looking cars.

+3 Toyota.

[Robert Hall]

Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Yes, sometimes, it can be a nice red brown, with the color and texture quite similar to the spicy curry I ate a few minutes previously.. or it can look like brown chocolate syrup, sprayed all over the walls and the ceiling of a restaurant bathroom. (Immodium usually prevents this, though).

I never get tired of poo jokes, just watched the classic 'Brown Noise' episode of South Park again earlier in the week...

(Alas, having a puppy and two older semi-housebroken dogs at home means I see a lot of poo).

Edited February 19, 2009 by moltar

[Satty]

That died quickly. Speaking of which....

A Toyota will last for years, decades even, with proper care. Poop will decompose withina matter of days, no matter what kind of care is taken.

Toyota +1

Edited February 19, 2009 by Satty

[Intrepidation]

Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Toyotas are available in a range of colors.

+1 Toyota

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

[G. David Felt]

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

Do not forget that it also comes in a variety of amazing smells!

[Satty]

As I said before, my Toyota smells of lilac, poo doesn't.

Toyota +1

[Intrepidation]

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

[Satty]

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

Poop....+.....1.....I guess

[Intrepidation]

Also, another friend swore his brother made a crap that smelt like blueberries...however I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[Justin Bimmer]

$h! can burn your asshole.

Toyotas burn gasoline

+1 toyota

[Intrepidation]

But if you shove a Toyota up your asshole...

[Justin Bimmer]

Adding either one back into the butt is puzzling

-1 toyota

-1 poop

[Cory Wolfe]

$h! can burn your asshole.

Toyotas burn gasoline

+1 toyota

Seat heaters on the Fritz.

[Justin Bimmer]

Seat heaters on the Fritz.

-1 toyota

Fake poop can be amusing.

Fake toyotas are hyundais

+1 poop

[G. David Felt]

:rotflmao: The Disney Movie RocketMan with all the Fart Jokes! Love that movie, it brings tears to my face due to how hard I laugh! :rotflmao:

+1 Poop

Toyota's in Movies,

-1 Toyota

[mustang84]

Poop gives you gas on a regular basis, Toyota only gives you gas when you buy a new one.

+1 poop

Edited February 19, 2009 by mustang84

[Intrepidation]

Poop can be good for the environment because its used to make fertilizer

The batteries in a Prius are bad for the environment:

+1 Poop

[Justin Bimmer]

Poop is natural.

Toyotas are unnatural.

+1 poopies

[fightingbee]

If you open up a 3.0L Camry engine, and it often looks like its covered in poop inside. :wink:

I'd call that one even.

Toyota advocates TRD racing, but only Ford can produce a steamin' Lincoln.

Ford +1

[Z-06]

Heated Seats in Toyota can help you give warmer poop.

Warm poop cannot heat Toyota.

+1 Toyota

[Z-06]

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

[Z-06]

Poop comes in different sizes and physical states and can take any shape possible.

Same cannot be said about Toyotas.

+1 Poop

[Intrepidation]

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

!

[Justin Bimmer]

If you put mayo on a $h! sandwich it still tastes like $h!.

If you put mayo on a toyota it still tastes like a toyota.

+1 $h!

[Intrepidation]

I think that's a draw.

[daves87rs]

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

[daves87rs]

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

[Z-06]

When you have a poop accident, air bags do not go up to cocoon your butt.

When your Toyota has an accident, air bags safely cocoon you in their shield.

+1 Toyota

[Justin Bimmer]

I think that's a draw.

Well, if I had a choice of eating a mayo and $h! sandwich or a mayo and toyota sandwich, i think the $h! sandwich would be easier to eat cause it would be smaller.

[toesuf94]

if you poop yourself, your friends MAY find out - and they will laugh at you...

If you buy a Toyota, your friends WILL Find out - and they WILL laugh at you...

Draw?

[Robert Hall]

If you buy a Toyota, your friends WILL Find out - and they WILL laugh at you...

Draw?

Or they will pat you on the back...as I've seen firsthand, there is tremendous peer pressure out there to buy Toyotas.

[Z-06]

For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

[gm4life]

Or they will pat you on the back...as I've seen firsthand, there is tremendous peer pressure out there to buy Toyotas.

Yup happens all the time.

[Justin Bimmer]

Mistaking washing machine for a toilet so you can take a dump = never going to happen

Mistaking washing machine for toyota and try to drive it off = could happen easily

+1 dump

[FAPTurbo]

For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

I dunno dude... I remember being constipated, literally on my knees, and begging to God, so I think Toyota wins.

[Intrepidation]

Plus the haggling process with Toyota doesn't involve searing pain and agony.

+1 Toyota.

[Justin Bimmer]

Poop has peanuts and corn as optional equipment

Toyota doesn't

+1 poop

[Intrepidation]

Toyota has optional Navigation systems

Poop doesn't, if you get lost you're $h! out of luck

+1 Toyota

[Justin Bimmer]

Monkeys throw $h! at the zoo

Monkeys can't throw toyotas

+1 $h!

+1 monkeys

[Cory Wolfe]

$h! can be molded into your favorite shapes. Toyotas can't.

+1 $h!.

[Satty]

So it appears the final tally is:

Toyota--12.75

Poop--30+over 9000

Toyota still did better than the Milennia.

[Justin Bimmer]

I can't believe somebody added up the scores.

[Intrepidation]

[insert PINGAS Approved stamp here]

[Intrepidation]

This isn't the random thread dammit.

[Satty]

Apparently it is, since you're going off PINGASing all over the place for no apparent reason.

[Intrepidation]

Touché

[Satty]

Websites that let you look at Toyotas are free.

Websites that let you look at poop (and people pooping on each other and doing other poop-related activities) cost $39.95/month

+1 Toyota from a customer's point of view

+1 poop from a business perspective

[Drew Dowdell]

Plus the haggling process with Toyota doesn't involve searing pain and agony.

+1 Toyota.

You haven't actually been to a Toyota dealer have you?

[Drew Dowdell]

$h! can be molded into your favorite shapes. Toyotas can't.

+1 $h!.

If you use Oldsmobile Auroras you can....