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ocnblu

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ocnblu Newbie

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I've been wondering... do you think a lot of ladies who polka are named Dot? It would be so perfect if it were true.
Paolino Apprentice

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Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

You frequently type things like that though, no? :AH-HA_wink:

Croc Newbie

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Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

One of my fraternity brothers is the biggest stoner...his questions are more like "What if people had fins and could breathe in the ocean? Then you could spend all day eating seafood."

You then point out that it would be difficult to cook said seafood in a body of water, to which the inevitable response is "But what if you could cook underwater too?"

capriceman Newbie

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Speaking of stoners, does anybody know where I can find a black helicopter? I want to fly one over Montana and scare all the tinfoil hat people there.

how much you got

capriceman Newbie

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either that or he is makeing old fashion hats. I love that video.

ocnblu Newbie

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Whoa, clarity. Is there a doctor in the house? I just plopped my suitcase on the bed. Gotta unpack! Regular, of course.:AH-HA_wink:
Sixty8panther Newbie

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Mr. Brown Can Moo... Can You?

Croc Newbie

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Ocn, did you watch the Dr. Phil crusade against salvia and decide to try it for yourself before he convinces it to be made illegal? This is by far your strangest thread.

Croc Newbie

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Why would anyone have a boner while watching Dr. Phil in the first place? :huh:

Cialis? I mean where do you think you'd go to find your housewife in the afternoon? Oh, the TV...with Dr. Phil.

A Horse With No Name Mentor

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Wow!

This is one strange thread.

We need to have another thread about sex, so we can have a thread about getting strange, which would be strange, but not strange by cheers and gears standards.

And then we could Polka with Dot, but only if we smelled it first...

And then if we smelled it...we would want to go fishing...because everytime I smell fish, I want to go fishing.

I'm fishing for strange, by the way, but strangely I'm not fishing for the strange I was talking about when I started this thread.

Where were we, then?

Chris

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Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.

Actually, Satty, you do just fine at killing a boner. Because sometimes when I read your stuff I think the human race ought to stop reproducing...

(just kidding, bro!)

Chris

Satty Newbie

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I've got 17 gallons (and counting) of my man juice stored in the freezer in my garage. Get ready for a master race of my offspring. Muahahahaha!!

Satty Newbie

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Will that help decrease my "down time" and allow me to make my baby juice faster? I want my army of 100,000,000 born before the end of the decade.

A Horse With No Name Mentor

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I would hate to think of what is in that freezer. One thing for sure, if I ever meet Satty and he offers me a beer from that freezer...I ain't gonna drink it.

Chris

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Actually, the freezer in the garage is full of cookies and ice cream made in preparation for the holidays. The beer is in the mini-fridge in my office/guest room. The freezer in the house has all the usual freezer stuff, meat, frozen vegitables and, for reasons I dont understand, a single unopened can of tuna.

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