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Hey man, you look and dress like a younger Chris Martin.

I've NEVER heard that before. In fact, after you said that I had to look up who he is.

Then I go into auto this morning and the parapro tells me about how he woke up at 2:30 in the morning and MTV was still on. It was a Coldplay video. He swore it was a dream because he thought I was in the video. lol

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i have the same gloves theyre like a S.E.A.L. skin thing right?

Kinda like that, yea. The ones I have are made by Seirus. The grips on the thumb/pointer finger make it easier to operate the controls on the camera.

haha I thought I saw you in the bushes the other day. What were you doing in there, Chris?!

Obviously taking a poo. You think he can afford to go to a real bathroom when the new Camaro or Chrysler Imperial concept goes by?

Peeing thank you very much. :lol:

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Oh that explains it. I looked down *insert Ah-ha wink* and didn't see anything...

Ahhhh but you WERE looking down there....

Besides it was like 12 degress...whaddya expect. :P:rolleyes:

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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Posted

Its no fun when you make it that easy. Hell, that easier than BV. He'll do whatever you want if you tell him you have a Fiero for sale. And dont even get me started on what that Gary Coleman guy (Fly) will do to get an acting job, dude is apparently tired of being a mall security guard/VH1 guest star.

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Do you remember what sodomy means?

And I've been pretty busy, school/work/life but now that I dont have to deal with school for the next 27 days and work and life are being disrupted by the holidays, I'll be around a bit, probably bringing up old threads for no real reason.

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According to the Unwritten Rule book, you cannot do that. You'll now have to be sodomized by any C&G member who is from Pennsylvania and has ackviper in their name.

Guest Hackviper
Posted

Heyy boy. Wanna take a ride in my Grand Am? :AH-HA_wink:

Posted

I'm not allowed in PA, something to do with sexually assaulting an Amish guys horse, it involved a traffic cone, long story, I smelled really bad afterwards.

Guest Hackviper
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Personally, I like guys from the north who believe they were Civil War heroes. Old guys. Mmmm.

Guest American_Mullet
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I wish I could get me some pictures of that thurr cavalere I driveto my work there at the dollar genral with my 360 pound wif lyin cross tha hood.

Posted

The people who slept through this are going to be pissed at themselves in the morning. This is like the records thread, only not as good because Fly isn't around.

Posted

CD/BP:

Love the revealing photo... but O.J. was not a strangler he was /////er.

Posted

:D If you look close, I think there is a tiny bit of my chin showing.

Arg... you tease!
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Oh...hi there.

Okay, so now I know you're white :) lol

What else ya got?

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Okay, so now I know you're white :) lol

What else ya got?

Actually with the light, I have sort of a sickly, yellow tone.

Heh, ah well, my fault for not setting the while balance right. Or taking the 2 seconds to fix it in photoshop.

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Actually with the light, I have sort of a sickly, yellow tone.

Heh, ah well, my fault for not setting the while balance right. Or taking the 2 seconds to fix it in photoshop.

You crazy boy! Can you take pictures of anything without camo on it? :P

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Based on insider info, and on spy shots, this is a computer rendering of what we believe Chris looks like.

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You can see the eyebrow ring, and the goofy moustache, and that he wears lipstick.

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Based on insider info, and on spy shots, this is a computer rendering of what we believe Chris looks like.

Posted Image

You can see the eyebrow ring, and the goofy moustache, and that he wears lipstick.

LOL....thats hilarious. Apparently my ethnicity has changed though....?

You did get one thing right though....my eyes are blue.

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You've been spending a lot of time in the sun? Or you're Mexican and didn't know it. Or I just color matched a pixel that was really dark for whatever reason.

Posted

LOL....thats hilarious. Apparently my ethnicity has changed though....?

You did get one thing right though....my eyes are blue.

From what I have heard this is very close to how he really looks. :lol:

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I just did that because blue is so common, I owuld have actually guessed pink.

Mmm last time I checked I'm not stricken with pink eye. (Or "Conjunctivitis" if you will. What an odd name for a medical condition)

Autospies will pick this up soon and claim a world exclusive.

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