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Ugh, the damned DNC is leaving unsolicited messages on my telephone, urging me to vote for that crackpot Obama. I've had to erase like 6 messages so far off my phone. What a bunch of blowhard a-holes. What makes these dizzy-asses think I want to listen to their CRAP? I should call back with *69 and see if I can get ahold of a real moron over there and cuss them out.
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My ex-girlfriend from college had a really cool grandfather.

He was a pro at annoying tellemarketers/solicitors.

One time Sears called him and tried to sell him windows

"I live in an under ground bunker..."

another time AT&T called him about long distance phone service

"I do not own a phone... no I am not talking to you on one... ok, bye" :lol:

also, one time when my wife was late on paying a credit card

they called to hound her and she annoyed the about how she

needs a better paying job.... just kept asking

"are you guys hiring?, what do you pay"?, will I have to relocate?"

At least you're not taking it from both sides.....

o.B. probably likes being the meat in the sandwich :ph34r:

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:o

Notice he didn't deny it! :lol: ...and what's this about 69?

I'm just kidding O.B. you know I love you like an older brother.

Edited by Sixty8panther
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PLEASE

UNPUCKER.

NO

KISSES

FOR

YOU. :AH-HA_wink:

Actually, nah, I am a one-on-one kinda guy. Someone feels left out if there's three, and that's not right.

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