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A Horse With No Name

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Story #1. I have witnesses for this..

I am an electrician, and have been wiring up an automated car wash. We are getting done with it, and getting it open...on site finishing a couple last odds and ends.

Woman drives in in a Camry. Puts the windows DOWN when the wash starts...When the wash is shut off and she is asked why she did that, she replies

"It's such a pretty car wash, I just wanted to see how it worked..."

Story #2, Witnesses for this also.

Ricer kid in the neighborhood who is really, really none to bright and drives a Mitsu 3000 GT wanted a set of 20" rims so he could have "Dubs"

Buys them, along with a carbon fiber hood and a body kit (along with Neons and other goodies).

20" wheels are too wide for the car, and have the wrong bolt pattern...but the kid realizes that he can make them "Fit" by grinding off two of the lugs and attaching them with 3 lug nuts. Wheels are mounted but too wide for proper steering articulation.

Mr not so brite tries taking a turn fast with the car in this configuration. Both front wheels come off at speed, and the car suffers heavy damage.

Story #3. Going home from work today, was following behind a black intrepid...and the driver kept going strait on the exit from I-270 for no apparent reason and drove right off the road. (can you say Brain Fade?)

Just thought ya'll could use a good laugh.

Chris

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