Tattoo or Nipple Ring

[Oracle of Delphi]

Sorry, I meant to say "salt & pepper". My bad!

Just to let you know the forest in Bavaria is still black. I just saw it this morning.

[ocnblu]

Winter's coming, Borger.

[Oracle of Delphi]

Winter? I haven't even gotten to Fall yet!

[regfootball]

Scrotums are not monsters, reg. They're a harmless body part. Come on, don't be scared. Feel the scrotum... be the scrotum.

its ok to feel my own scrotum, and i have. but my math teacher / church choir lady said that only girls should feel that part on a boy.

she was always my favorite teacher.

[ocnblu]

And I'm sure she was always slapping her palm with a ruler, in case anyone disobeyed, right?

[Oracle of Delphi]

its ok to feel my own scrotum, and i have.

Mental note to self, never shake reg's hand. :rotflmao:

[michaelv13]

I do not like things on me. I don't wear jewelery, a watch, even hats bother me. I have to make myself wear sunglasses. I prefer to be unfettered.

Forgive my memory Mr. Blu. But didn't you have an avatar with a thing (cat or dog) sitting on your lap? :AH-HA_wink:

The only holes I want in me are the ones I came with!

What about if you have a bunch?

Wasn't there an incident few months ago somewhere when a girl was forced to take her nipple piercings off at the airport and she bled while being done so and in turn has sued the TWA?

[ocnblu]

Mr. v13, you have an excellent mammary. That was my little dog, Meggie, and that photo was taken at the campground. At that point in her life, she was pretty much blind and deaf.

[michaelv13]

Mr. v13, you have an excellent mammary. That was my little dog, Meggie, and that photo was taken at the campground. At that point in her life, she was pretty much blind and deaf.

Thank you sir for piercing my mammary. Is she okay?

[ocnblu]

She passed away on December 5, 2005. I appreciate you asking about her, though.

[michaelv13]

Sorry to hear about that. No replacement yet or that it is difficult to find one?

[ocnblu]

She was a Jack Russell Terrier. I got her before they became "popular". She was 15 when she died. I still miss her. I never tried to replace her, but I recently "inherited" a cat when my neighbors moved away, and she's in the house, so that's a bit of company.

[michaelv13]

Those are great dogs. Very loyal. My guess is that you probably got her before Milo ran over from the Big Screen into the hearts of the people.

[ocnblu]

She was a sweetheart.

[regfootball]

And I'm sure she was always slapping her palm with a ruler, in case anyone disobeyed, right?

nah, her punishment for us was to sit on our laps in class to make an example of us. true story. the boys, at least.

i often wondered why it was hard to get up out of my desk after math class.

i was bad often. she was a good teacher. she made sure to discipline me every chance i was bad.

i will say this. my SAT scores in math were so good, i didn't have to take any math in college. i want to thank my math teacher some day. she had supple hips that she managed to fit in the desk/chair somehow.

[ocnblu]

Ew, sexual harassment of underage chuhdren.

[Oracle of Delphi]

Since I'm half Italian and half German, I decided to get two tats that represent who I am. One my left bicep I am getting this, bigger of course. It's the standard of the Roman Army, on my right bicep I am getting the German Eagle, used by the German Army. Both will be about the same size. I'm still debating about the nip piercing, I just want studs if I do it.

Left

Right

Edited September 7, 2008 by Pontiac Custom-S

[regfootball]

Ew, sexual harassment of underage chuhdren.

well, you know, i'm not exactly sure what prompted her to do it to be honest with you. it seemed to really stoke her to get attention that way. the only thing i can think of ok, two things. one, maybe a teacher or something did that in her past. second, maybe she really liked the idea of squatting down and squirming on a young **** groin. i'm not lying, she would slowly sit down on you and then wiggle around and then just sit there to make an example of you while everyone else got their chuckles. thing is, for a woman she had a really hot figure. she was hot enough that all the guys would talk about her looking FiNe.

she was really churchy and i can say with certainty she would never have attempted to seduce any students. But i think in some way what she was doing fulfilled some kind of function in her life, she needed a charge, to feel in control, maybe that was her nasty fantasy and that was as far as she could take it without crossing the line. Maybe when she got home, she had fantasies about taking on the football team IYKWIM but she knew it was definitely wrong, so maybe that sitting on laps thing was as daring as she could go to stoke her inner buzz. If she were to do that today, 25 years later, i am not sure she would be able to get away with it.

I had mentioned earlier i didn't have to take math in college. Now I am thinking about this, maybe it would have been nice to have her as a private TA / tutor for some remedial math skills, when i was say, oh.......20. :camarosmile:

Edited September 7, 2008 by regfootball

[ocnblu]

Let's see, what was this here thread about again? OHHHHH... Borger's new tats! Those aren't bad, I guess. They're not "trendy", so the chances are smaller you'll regret them in a year. I wouldn't have done either, but if I had to, I'd get my nip pierced, as it is easily reversible, unless your entire nip falls off. Then you're royally screwed.

[ehaase]

You're too old for this kind of foolishness.

[Oracle of Delphi]

You're too old for this kind of foolishness.

You're never too old, I'm only 39, besides where is your Joie de Vivre?

[daves87rs]

You're never too old, I'm only 39, besides where is your Joie de Vivre?

Agreed. I think they are cool.

It's funny though...I used to think that they were retarded when I was younger, but as I age I find them quite cool.....

I might just have to get one myself....

[The O.C.]

Scrotums are not monsters, reg. They're a harmless body part. Come on, don't be scared. Feel the scrotum... be the scrotum.

I still giggle uncontrollably everytime I see someone drive by with a pair of truck nuts hanging off the trailer hitch......

[ocnblu]

I want to invent a set that retracts in winter and hangs low in summer.

[trinacriabob]

How about a tattoo of a nipple ring. Best of both worlds.

Satty has the best comebacks! :rotflmao:

I second the motion. That way you will have an "auxiliary nipple" (medical term), as did one of the villains in a James Bond film, "The Man With a Golden Gun," I believe...

Edited September 10, 2008 by trinacriabob