My Humps

[Satty]

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ices.

Dolce & Gabbana,

Fendi and NaDonna

Karan, they be sharin'

All their money got me wearin' fly

Brother I ain't askin,

They say they love my ass ‘n,

Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

I say no, but they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

And no I ain't taken

We can keep on datin'

I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)

You love my lady lumps (love),

My hump, my hump, my hump (love),

My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'm a make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).

My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Let's spend time not money.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

You can look but you can't touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don't pull on my hand boy,

You ain't my man, boy,

I'm just tryn'a dance boy,

And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

In the back and in the front (lumps)

My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'ma make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off this hump.

What you gon' do wit all that breast?

All that breast inside that shirt?

I'ma make, make, make, make you work

Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]

So real [x17]

[Satty]

I dont know who I hate more, myself for having this song on my computer or iTunes for randomly playing it.

[FAPTurbo]

'My Humps' makes 'Cherry Pie' look like a masterpiece.

[daves87rs]

I forgot that was a song for a minute...

[Lamar]

Worst thing Black Eyed Peas has ever released.

[Satty]

Worst thing Black Eyed Peas has ever released.

You're being too nice. This song is the most asinine abomination ever released. I remember the first time I heard it on the radio, I thought, "What the hell? This cant be real" but alas, it was. The only good to come from this song is the Alanis Morisette cover, which was actually pretty brilliant as it exemplified the stupidity and ridiculous nature of the B.E.P. version.

[ocnblu]

Alanis nailed that one to the wall.

[Intrepidation]

I'm going to start wounding you now, and I don't know if I'll be able to stop...

[Lamar]

You're being too nice. This song is the most asinine abomination ever released. I remember the first time I heard it on the radio, I thought, "What the hell? This cant be real" but alas, it was. The only good to come from this song is the Alanis Morisette cover, which was actually pretty brilliant as it exemplified the stupidity and ridiculous nature of the B.E.P. version.

Believe it or not, I've heard MUCH worse songs.

[Blake Noble]

Die.

Edited September 1, 2008 by YellowJacket894

[regfootball]

'My Humps' makes 'Cherry Pie' look like a masterpiece.

CHERRY PIE IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER

[Robert Hall]

Lyrically, definitely one of the worst ever, IMHO... not the most annoying ever...my nominee for most annoying song is 'Jump Around' from House of Pain...

[Satty]

Believe it or not, I've heard MUCH worse songs.

So have I, the only difference is, nothing by the band Deerhoof ( ) made it to #3 on the Billboard Hot 100.

[mustang84]

Yeah, this song is the posterchild of why big name R&B / hip hop of this millennium totally sucks ass. The edginess has been replaced with idiotic cliches.

I was watching something on YouTube where a rapper named Camron was on the O'Reilly factor with a principal of an inner-city elementary school who argued that music like Camron's does nothing but enforce negative stereotypes and influence kids to value the wrong things. The principal annihilated Camron and his producer, who did a poor job forming any sort of counter-argument. I think this is pretty indicative of 95% of hip hop today...no real values or meaning, just a bunch of eye candy and rehashed cliches.

[Croc]

Why on earth were you watching O'Reilly?

[mustang84]

Why on earth were you watching O'Reilly?

It was a youtube clip linked from another forum. But yes, O'Reilly is a buffoon.

[Lamar]

Yeah, this song is the posterchild of why big name R&B / hip hop of this millennium totally sucks ass. The edginess has been replaced with idiotic cliches.

I was watching something on YouTube where a rapper named Camron was on the O'Reilly factor with a principal of an inner-city elementary school who argued that music like Camron's does nothing but enforce negative stereotypes and influence kids to value the wrong things. The principal annihilated Camron and his producer, who did a poor job forming any sort of counter-argument. I think this is pretty indicative of 95% of hip hop today...no real values or meaning, just a bunch of eye candy and rehashed cliches.

From what I understand, you have to really dig to find the good stuff... you know, the hip-hop that hasn't been commercialized.

But I don't have the time to be digging.

[Sixty8panther]

LMAO @ this whole thread.

The best song ever is about 7 minutes long and the lyrics are but one sentace.

One of these days I'm going to cut you up into little pieces

- P.F.

Edited September 3, 2008 by Sixty8panther

[Enzora]

LMAO @ this whole thread.

The best song ever is about 7 minutes long and the lyrics are but one sentence.

Don't know about "best song ever," but Meddle is definitely my favorite Floyd album.

[Robert Hall]

Don't know about "best song ever," but Meddle is definitely my favorite Floyd album.

It's a good one..I like DSOM, Wish You Were Here, and The Wall more, though. And I love the post-Waters Gilmour era music also..I'm more of a Gilmour fan than a Waters fan.

Speaking of long songs, one of my favorites is the over 14 minute live version of 'Telegraph Road' by Dire Straits...great lyrics, great guitar...

[Sixty8panther]

Got the music on the M, T, V...

[Satty]

I once listened to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida all the way through, listening for a hidden message. There wasn't one.

[RBB]

Cars That Go Boom

by L'Trimm

So many kinds, where can we start?

we like them dumb and we like them smart.

I like the ones with the pretty eyes,

Well i like all kinds of guys.

Stop. What happened, how about the ones we especially like?

Which ones?

You know the ones with the cars that go..

I hear you..

Hit it!

{beat...............}

It was me and the posse with Bunny (D)

We were cruising in the Jags and the Lambourgini,

When low and behold there appeared a mirage,

He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage.

We stopped short, did a double take,

He was looking so fly, I thought I wasn't awake.

He was obviously hooking up bass, I asume,

But then he turned a little button and the car went boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like them short, and we like them tall,

We like them one, and we like them all.

They're always adding speakers when they find the room,

Cuz they know we like the guys with the cars that go boom.

And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at,

He's got 50 inch woofers all along the back.

He makes a comment on going to my room,

But I'd rather stay out with his car that goes boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

Now if your car ain't got it, go out and get it,

We like the boom and don't you forget it.

So turn down the treble, and flaunt your bass,

So your car can be heard almost any place.

Cuz when you're in the street you can't go far,

Without hearing the boom pouring out your car.

So if your speaker's weak, then please turn it off,

Coz we like the cars that sound so tough.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

Everybody just beep your horn

Everybody just beep your horn if you hear us,

Now clap!

Hit it!

Beep, beep beep beep beep!

Come on everybody!

Hey, hey hey hey hey!

Beep, beep beep beep beep!

-RBB

Edited September 4, 2008 by RBB

[Sixty8panther]

I once listened to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida all the way through, listening for a hidden message. There wasn't one.

45-speed record, played on the 33.3 rpm setting,

backwards, 27 seconds in:

KILL YOUR FAMILY!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN, LORD OF DARKNESS, OBAMA!!!