Because of You Guys...

[NOS2006]

...I had to look up sodomy. And I'll never look at Satty the same because of his fascination with it.

[Satty]

Who has to look up sodomy? My senior year of high school, in my english class, the discussion turned to a couple of then recent attacks at a local college. One of the attacks was a rape, the other was forced sodomy. One of the guys who sat behind me didn't know what the difference was, so he had someone else ask. That person said, "for the benefit of this corner of the class, whats the difference between rape and sodomy?" That was one of the highlights of my life right there, absolute hilarity.

[Cory Wolfe]

Aw... NOS learned what sodomy is... :D

[NOS2006]

That's the second time in 5 minutes I've seen that exact same definition. I swear I'll have dreams about it now. Damn it.

[bowtie_dude]

lmao! Thats hilarious. I forget how young some of you are...

[Satty]

I have no box in which to stuff a baby. Think about it for a second. If you are trying to wash your brain out with soap, then you got it.

[regfootball]

isn't sodomy sucking Richard?

[Guest Josh]

Just so we are all clear . . .
From the most respected source itself, dictionary.com

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That's the second time in 5 minutes I've seen that exact same definition. I swear I'll have dreams about it now. Damn it.

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Only if it's with a chickidy NOS....if it's not then don't call me. (By chick I don't mean by the little yellow chick that is first born either).

[Satty]

Hey NOS, here is the updated definition from dictionary.com:

sod‧om‧y  /ˈsɒdəmi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sod-uh-mee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality (def. 4).

[Drew Dowdell]

...I had to look up sodomy. And I'll never look at Satty the same because of his fascination with it.

[snapback]36225[/snapback]

I learned from my local congressman.

[razoredge]

I love sodomy, could you imagine the sex life with whats left that doesnt fall into the sodomy catagory.............I think Id loose interest. Humans were meant to be creative and resourceful, if not we would be fish......y

[Guest YellowJacket894]

I think Razor has gotten his record stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . . stuck in a groove . . .

[Drew Dowdell]

love is the groove in which he moves, love is the groove in which he moves

[razoredge]

:lol: , now that was funny, I had no idea. It wouldnt post, so I kept trying, then I gave up and took a shower, good thing I came back.............came back..........came back...........came back.............came back........

[Robert Hall]

...I had to look up sodomy. And I'll never look at Satty the same because of his fascination with it.

[snapback]36225[/snapback]

Isn't sodomy illegal in some states in the Bible Belt? :)

[Turbojett]

Isn't sodomy illegal in some states in the Bible Belt?  :)

[snapback]203215[/snapback]

Wouldn't be surprised.
Also wouldn't be surprised if the mere act of Homosexual sex in and of itself is illegal in some of those states as well. Hell, tats and gambling are, I know that much, and that's not even as bad.

[Turbojett]

And later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said "I was the cops And your husband's in jail. The state looks down on sodomy."

[the_yellow_dart]

I Wanna fuck a dog in the in the ass
Ya he wants to fuck a dog in ass
I wanna fuck a dog
Thats right kids i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...
tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog...and his ass
Weee Wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass (Arrrrr Me and me first mates ya screvey curl)
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate but i found the dog
(Arrrrr That was no pirate me man that was thi own sister)


That was a mexican pirate


Weeee wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fucking dog



FUCK YOU!

Edited October 11, 2006 by the_yellow_dart

[ocnblu]

Mr. Dart, I'm shocked. I haven't seen this sentimental side of you before.

[the_yellow_dart]

Sentimental? :lol: I was trying to create a topic and for some reason Windows refused to copy the URL over what was already in the clipboard so when I went to paste the URL in all it said was "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass". That made me laugh to no end.

[razoredge]

:blink: all I can say is............what the FUCK ? We really dont need some of your "lyrics" Dart. I would never even give that kind of shit a listen, let alone learn the words. Anyhow, I believe the real deal with sodomy is everything and anything that is not missionary and for the sole purpose of procreation. Which would limit such sinful activity to only once every 9 months or so. This is why according to the "bible" we are all born of sin................... Imagine that :scratchchin: This makes me ponder the burning of "witches" in Salem during the days of "religious freedom". Hard to believe this continent was secondary settled by a bunch of sick and twisted religious cults. I propose the so called "witches" were nothing more than what we today call "sluts". With their naturally inclined skills, Im sure they put the "spell" on many an innocent participating man.......who undoubtedly had a real hard time "getting over it" and dealing with his religiously imposed guilt...........and his jelous, frigid wife................. :stupid: