I leave for Switzerland tomorrow

[Oracle of Delphi]

Yes, sad but true, my vacation is over, time to go back to work. I leave tomorrow morning for Switzerland. On the bright side, Mr. Burns has given me a new job assignment starting on September 1, 2008. It will bring me back to the Fatherland on special assignment. I will be bringing my kilt with me, as I am in a wedding Edinburgh, Scotland on the 20th of September (kilts are required)! I plan to visit Rosslyn Chapel while there, it has special significance to me.

[trinacriabob]

I leave tomorrow morning for Switzerland.

Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out. Just kidding. Have a safe trip and good luck in the new assignment.

[ocnblu]

Swedish secretary walks into Mr. Burns' office: "Sir, uh, what is that yodeling coming from under your desk?"

Mr. Burns: "Oh, that's just Borger. Now give us some privacy!"

[ZL-1]

Safe trip back to Europe.

@ ocnblu: I'd glady take that Swedish secretary. Do you have a name and number?

[ocnblu]

Nope.

[ZL-1]

Nope.

Damn! Swedish secretaries are serious business

[Oracle of Delphi]

Swedish secretary walks into Mr. Burns' office: "Sir, uh, what is that yodeling coming from under your desk?"

Mr. Burns: "Oh, that's just Borger. Now give us some privacy!"

You're confusing me, with you!

[Intrepidation]

Careful, I hear the Swiss hate cars.

[Blake Noble]

Have a safe flight back, PCS.

[Oracle of Delphi]

Careful, I hear the Swiss hate cars.

Not to worry, I have a new assignment starting September 1, 2008. Deutschland über alles!

[daves87rs]

Have a safe trip back.....

[Oracle of Delphi]

Pssst! I already am back, and I did arrive safely, thanks for all for the safe wishes.

[daves87rs]

Pssst! I already am back, and I did arrive safely, thanks for all for the safe wishes.

Alrighty..good luck with the wedding then....

[Oracle of Delphi]

I tried on my kilt last night. I asked my wife, Does this kilt make my ass look fat?. :rotflmao: I can't tell you what she said in mixed company, but it made me blush!

[daves87rs]

I tried on my kilt last night. I asked my wife, Does this kilt make my ass look fat?. :rotflmao: I can't tell you what she said in mixed company, but it made me blush!

Nothing wrong with that....

[ocnblu]

I think I'll guess: she said "pffft... what ass?"

[wildcat]

Did she say, "No but it makes your < slide whistle sound effect > look fat!

[Satty]

Switzerland, eh?

What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[daves87rs]

The food. maybe?

[Oracle of Delphi]

Switzerland, eh?

What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

I go wherever I am needed, to serve the greater good of GME. September 1st I will be somewhere else.

Edited August 22, 2008 by Pontiac Custom-S

[gm4life]

Glad to here you got across the pond safely. As I duck and hide, I don't want a Swiss lady. I have a wife.

Edited August 22, 2008 by gm4life