CraigsList & eBay Stupidity

[Sixty8panther]

Here's a fun one:

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/bar/698259409.html

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Hello I am looking for a car but not willing to pay any money.However I have some items I would trade. I'm not looking for any particular make or model 'just a running and in good condition

items I have to swap:

-1978 Buick Regal,two door coupe,gray,auto,8 cylinder,many new parts including engine/transmission,needs some work to be driven daily,mainly an exhaust and additional engine work,has some rust,has not been ruuning for almost a year,car is a fixer upper

-Fake Rolex watch(at least I believe it to be fake) gold in color

-Rims for a 1980's Chevrolet Camaro

-Actual Cuban cigar

If you are interested please e-mail me at J_MahoneyXXX@XXXXXXXXX

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And of course NO PHOTOS.

[Intrepidation]

Indeed quite stupid, but where's the ebay part of this thread?

[z28luvr01]

What an idiot.

Sell the other crap, use that money to fix the Regal, and call it a day.

[vonVeezelsnider]

What about the thugs who stole Capriceman's Caprice and put it on Craigslist- that's worthy of an honorable mention.

[daves87rs]

Very interesting...

[Intrepidation]

That guy who wanted a "finders fee" for that mangled hunk of metal that was once a car in Maine.

[Camino LS6]

What about the thugs who stole Capriceman's Caprice and put it on Craigslist- that's worthy of an honorable mention.

No, it's worthy of winning the category. :AH-HA_wink:

[Camino LS6]

That guy who wanted a "finders fee" for that mangled hunk of metal that was once a car in Maine.

2nd place finisher.

[capriceman]

What about the thugs who stole Capriceman's Caprice and put it on Craigslist- that's worthy of an honorable mention.

Lol, tomorrows the Preliminary Exam on that after, ohh the 4th delay on it. Hopefully This can be over soon. I want the money so i can get my car fixed free of charge and them to go to jail and hopefully learn and get help not just hate society and steal again.

Whats even more ironic my Birth name is Craig.

[Sixty8panther]

Tip No. 42917

You should probably NOT have ONE long run on sentence for your listing.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/700365750.html

i got a 95 hatch white wit full gsr leather..ls/vtec swap kid i got it from said it didn't need anythin but it dose and i am str8..i got no time to work on it full tien coilover kit reardisc covertion and much more stay tuned for pic's holla at me 508-889-1646

[Sixty8panther]

A Toyota Nomad?

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/706859562.html

[Sixty8panther]

Tip No. 42917

You should probably NOT have ONE long run on sentence for your listing.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/700365750.html

i got a 95 hatch white wit full gsr leather..ls/vtec swap kid i got it from said it didn't need anythin but it dose and i am str8..i got no time to work on it full tien coilover kit reardisc covertion and much more stay tuned for pic's holla at me 508-889-1646

Explain:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/rvs/706697030.html

up for sale is a yardman lawn tractor that has been lowered to about 5 inches off the ground... it has a 5.5 hp honda engine and the 2 left tires have a slow leak. lasts about a day or so. the clutch takes some getting used to because the whole drivetrain is customized. 75$ obo price isnt firm i just want it gone not enough room so make an offer ..email me at [email protected]

WILL NOT SHIP AND NO CHECKS!!!

[Sixty8panther]

22" Chrome Rims & Tires Of P - Diddy's Caddy - $1399 (Quincy )

Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2008-05-29, 10:21PM EDT

22" Chrome Rims Of P - Diddy's Caddy With New Tires , 5 Star Rims , Great

Shape. A Must See Doggy !!!!!

Plaese Call Me At ( 617 ) 666 - 6969 Work Cell Peace Out Dog !!!

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/pts/700467268.html

[daves87rs]

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/pts/700467268.html

[daves87rs]

Lol, tomorrows the Preliminary Exam on that after, ohh the 4th delay on it. Hopefully This can be over soon. I want the money so i can get my car fixed free of charge and them to go to jail and hopefully learn and get help not just hate society and steal again.

Whats even more ironic my Birth name is Craig.

I hope that they get em' Cap....

[Sixty8panther]

Why would you want a skunk in your intake?

http://hartford.craigslist.org/pts/708079388.html

Honda H22A1 V-TEC Prelude Motor and TONS of extras - $2200 (Tolland, CT)

Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2008-06-04, 11:17PM EDT

V-TEC Prelude motor for sale with low miles, was in my 1992 Prelude SI. Perfect motor for anyone looking to swap into pretty much any type of Honda. Included in this sale is a 96 H22A1 V-TEC motor, 5 spd transmission, skunk 2 intake manifold, AEM fuel rail, MSD Blaster coil, Stage 2 Competition clutch w/ 9 lb flywheel, heavy duty pressure plate, 2 Autometer Phantom gauges (air fuel, voltmeter), P28 chipped ECU tuned on crome, new oil pan, new gaskets, rings and seals, and new timing belt. Fifth gear grinds at times may need a syncro, otherwise really fast and sick motor ready for a tuner. Call Emerson (860) 794-7034, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

* Location: Tolland, CT

[Sixty8panther]

Sent this guy a polite email saying pretty much

"uhhh... dude, you've got a 2dr sedan, NOT a hardtop"

http://nh.craigslist.org/car/672847140.html

1957 Chevy 2 Door Hardtop for Sale - $19995 (Jaffrey NH)

Reply to: [email protected]

1957 Chevy 2 Door Hardtop for Sale - Black, 400 hp,Crate motor, Standard 4 speed on the floor. Has been restored... Needs paint... $19,995 or Best Reasonable Offer.