13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

[FAPTurbo]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-...buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

[Charger4U]

sounds like a good idea to me

[Intrepidation]

Well he'll make one hell of a politician...all the best ones come from texASS after all.

Edited May 15, 2008 by Dodgefan

[daves87rs]

Well, that was interesting...

[Drew Dowdell]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that he ordered female hookers, he is ineligible to join the Republican party. Male hookers are the requirement.

[daves87rs]

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that he ordered female hookers, he is ineligible to join the Republican party. Male hookers are the requirement.

Since when?

[vonVeezelsnider]

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that he ordered female hookers, he is ineligible to join the Republican party. Male hookers are the requirement.

:rotflmao:

[2005 EquinoxLS]

Kids must have not hit puberty yet. What kids wont do if geven the chance.

[ZL-1]

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that he ordered female hookers, he is ineligible to join the Republican party. Male hookers are the requirement.

:rotflmao:

[Drew Dowdell]

Since when?

Senator Larry "WideStance" Craig ®

Congressman Mark "Hai! txt me!" Foley ®

Bruce "Don't look behind the curtain" Barclay - Republican commissioner of Cumberland County, Pennsylvania

Ted "I did not have sexual relations with that drug dealing prostitute but I'm going to treatment for it anyway" Haggard

Florida State Representative Bob "I'm so scared of black guys I offer them sex in seedy bathrooms" Allen ®

John R. Curtin - Monroe County state Republican committeeman, molested a 14 year old boy

Richard Curtis - resigned from the House after reports of his sexual encounter with a male escort became public.

Glenn Murphy Jr., chairman of the Clark County Republican Party and president of the Young Republican National Federation - A 22-year-old man claimed that Murphy performed an unwanted sex act on him while the man slept in a relative’s Jeffersonville home. During the investigation, a similar accusation from 1998 came to light.

to name a few.....

[ZL-1]

Florida State Representative Bob "I'm so scared of black guys I offer them sex in seedy bathrooms" Allen ®

Can I quote that?

[Drew Dowdell]

Have fun!

[ZL-1]

Have fun!

Believe me, I'll have fun quoting that to a guy I know! :AH-HA_wink:

[Drew Dowdell]

You gotta let us know how that turns out.

[Sixty8panther]

Heard about it on Opie & Antony... hilarious.

At 13 years old, if I had scored a hooker, I

will tell you RIGHT NOW I;d be doing

something very different than playing X-box!

[Delta Force79]

Heard about it on Opie & Antony... hilarious.

At 13 years old, if I had scored a hooker, I

will tell you RIGHT NOW I;d be doing

something very different than playing X-box!