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not to make you feel, like really really really really really old or anything.... but when this picture was taken, i was being born (june 23rd, 1990)

:smilewide:

I remember... son. :lol:

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well if im your son, you should hand over some keys for the weekend... big date with PCS's daughter coming up!

You will not be dating my daughter! She doesn't date Italian males! You know why, because I'm half Italian, and I remember my teen years all to well. Besides you have all that NY Soprano bling you wear around your neck. Plus your from Long Island, that's where my inlaws live. Been there done that. NO, NO, NO!

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PCS! thanksgiving! christmas! Easter! think of all the holidays we could have together.... youd be my father in law! woo!

and Camino, dont worry, ill hose out the bed of your Camino after the date with his daughter! :P

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Well, if he's my son, he's definitely not Italian.

But being in an in-law situation with you doesn't sound too peaceful. :lol:

You can come down to the Bö®gÉr compound in Delaware for Christmas, only 15 miles from you. :AH-HA_wink:

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PCS! thanksgiving! christmas! Easter! think of all the holidays we could have together.... youd be my father in law! woo!

and Camino, dont worry, ill hose out the bed of your Camino after the date with his daughter! :P

What is it about no, you don't understand? :scratchchin:

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What is it about no, you don't understand? :scratchchin:

i generally understand NO as a challenge :AH-HA_wink:

and Camino, i mean dad.... imma need you to build me my own barn for some projects :scratchchin:

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Gosh PCS, if you did accept him it would be one big happy family! I think you should reconsider. Teenager horniness trascends all ethnities. I don't believe the phrase "Young, dumb, and full of cum" is only directed towards Italians.

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I have to remember this when my daughter begins seriously dating. All of the young guys are always after the poon. Well, 90% of them anyway. :AH-HA_wink:

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I have to remember this when my daughter begins seriously dating. All of the young guys are always after the poon. Well, 90% of them anyway. :AH-HA_wink:

dear lord, keep them away from boys like me!

just kididng.. my girl friends parents absolutley love me... why, im such a perfect gentleman! but if they knew about certain aspects of my relationship.... eh, maybe their feelings of me mught change a bit :huh:

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:lol: Naw, I will let her make her own friends. I'll stay out of it unless its a dangerous situation. She's gotta live her own life.

If she was your age SS623, I'd be ok with you dating her. You seem smart and you express yourself in writing well, shows smarts.

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:lol: Naw, I will let her make her own friends. I'll stay out of it unless its a dangerous situation. She's gotta live her own life.

If she was your age SS623, I'd be ok with you dating her. You seem smart and you express yourself in writing well, shows smarts.

thanks... as stupid as i can be, i try to respect girls as much as i can.. for example, my girl friend is my princess and i treat her as so...

besides... i dont think i could date your daughter... thats one hell of a commute to see her! my girlfriend lives 15 miles away, i thought that was bad!

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thanks... as stupid as i can be, i try to respect girls as much as i can.. for example, my girl friend is my princess and i treat her as so...

besides... i dont think i could date your daughter... thats one hell of a commute to see her! my girlfriend lives 15 miles away, i thought that was bad!

Yeah, proximity is important when you are choosing someone to date. She's only 14 anyway, and the boy she went on a date with this weekend is gay (I think, anyway).

Remember, girls hold the power. They dictate whether you get to a kiss, a feel, a blow job, or laid.

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thanks... as stupid as i can be, i try to respect girls as much as i can.. for example, my girl friend is my princess and i treat her as so...

besides... i dont think i could date your daughter... thats one hell of a commute to see her! my girlfriend lives 15 miles away, i thought that was bad!

I have an ocean between you and her! :AH-HA_wink:

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I have an ocean between you and her! :AH-HA_wink:

well when are you back in delaware? or come to long island to visit those in laws!? ill show your daughter the area!

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Remember, girls hold the power. They dictate whether you get to a kiss, a feel, a blow job, or laid.

as much as i try to deny it, i am whipped by victoria... not just for sexual reasons.. i guess thats just nature :hissyfit:

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Thanks, but she knows the area already. :AH-HA_wink:

oh i bet i can show some places shes never been

PCS, no offense, but do you think you can outwit a perverse teenage boy? :rotflmao:

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He would like to think he could outwit anything, but he's wrong. :smilewide: :AH-HA_wink:

everything he's said so fair i twisted into a dirty joke of one sort or another....

come to think of it, my life is a big dirty joke :AH-HA_wink:

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everything he's said so fair i twisted into a dirty joke of one sort or another....

come to think of it, my life is a big dirty joke :AH-HA_wink:

Keep laughing, I want you to met a friend of mine, her name is Lorena Bobbit. :AH-HA_wink:

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everything he's said so fair i twisted into a dirty joke of one sort or another...

Keep it up. It keeps me entertained. :deathwatch::smilewide:

come to think of it, my life is a big dirty joke :AH-HA_wink:

I think that is true for all of us, to some degree. :P :AH-HA_wink:

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are you implying you wanna touch my penis? besides... with the size of my whopper, you'll have a hard time cutting it off! :AH-HA_wink:

:rotflmao:

*waits on PCS's response* :deathwatch:

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are you implying you wanna touch my penis? besides... with the size of my whopper, you'll have a hard time cutting it off! :AH-HA_wink:

No, Lorena will lop it off like she did to her husbands. I don't think anyone is worried about your Whopper JR! :AH-HA_wink:

Edited by Pontiac Custom-S
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No, Lorena will lop it off like she did to her husbands. I don't think anyone is worried about your Whopper JR! :AH-HA_wink:

but her husband was packing the pea shooter against my 357 magnum :AH-HA_wink: it can make a big difference, just ask Mrs PCS!

Posted (edited)
BTW, PCS, does your daughter want extra special sauce with the whopper?!?!?!

ok now i feel like im being a little mean! :rotflmao:

That's funny, Victoria said she never saw any sauce yet, give it a few years, it will happen someday. Just keep thinking, I think I can, I think I can! :rotflmao:

Edited by Pontiac Custom-S
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:rotflmao: @

BTW, PCS, does your daughter want extra special sauce with the whopper?!?!?!

That's funny, Victoria said she never saw any sauce yet, give it a few years, it will happen someday. Just keep thinking, i think i can, I think I can!

:deathwatch:

Keep this going. I have enough Act II stockpiled to keep me going all night! :smilewide:

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That's funny, Victoria said she never saw any sauce yet, give it a few years, it will happen someday. Just keep thinking, I think I can, I think I can! :rotflmao:

dont worry about me, i keep victoria happy....but is the "i think i can, i think i can" what you say to yourself when that viagra bottle runs out? :scratchchin:

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dont worry about me, i keep victoria happy....but is the "i think i can, i think i can" what you say to yourself when that viagra bottle runs out? :scratchchin:

Dude, I'm 38 not 88! Get a grip! Oh sorry, I'm sure you do that a lot anyway! :AH-HA_wink:

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Dude, I'm 38 not 88! Get a grip! Oh sorry, I'm sure you do that a lot anyway! :AH-HA_wink:

and im 17, not 12 :rolleyes: between victoria and the PCS family, i dont have to do a damn thing for myself!

Posted (edited)
Well I grow bored with this, I'll leave you kids to your own devices. :AH-HA_wink:

Once again, the GME-instilled evil emerges from PCS to take a hearty dump on all of the festivities. :AH-HA_wink:

Edited by YellowJacket894
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Well I grow bored with this, I'll leave you kids to your own devices. :AH-HA_wink:

that my friend, is an admission of deafeat, thank you though, you have almost been a worthy adversary! :booyah: :rotflmao: :ohyeah::gitfunky::pbjtime::breakdance::firebird:

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I'm guessing that is the '87 El Camino, right? (Er, or did I miss that somewhere along the way?)

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"I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by" ... Bonnie Tyler ... 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'

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