Your ideal plane crash

[the_yellow_dart]

So you open the newspaper in the morning and you see that there's been a horrible plane crash. At first this saddens you, then you see the list of names for who was involved. A sick satisfaction fills you as you read the list.

So, who's on that list for you? Call me a sick bastard but I know you've thought about something like this.

My planeful:

Mike Harris (former Ontario leader who ruined our school system)

Ann Coulter

Mariah Carey

Kim Il Jong

Osama

Let's keep this civil please.

[aaaantoine]

I can't say that there's anyone I would wish death upon. Osama bin Laden, maybe, but his death would be pointless in the grand scheme of things.

[z28luvr01]

A cargo plane full of Toyotas, providing it happens at sea or in a desolate location, because nothing's worse than having half a burning Camry on your front lawn.

[Satty]

Brian Adams

Motherf@#ker knows why.

[the_yellow_dart]

I can't say that there's anyone I would wish death upon. Osama bin Laden, maybe, but his death would be pointless in the grand scheme of things.

Hmmm... there is a slight but important difference here. I dont wish death on any of these people. I wouldn't push them in if they were teetering on the edge of a cliff. However I would feel some sort of strange satisfaction if they suddenly ceased to be.

[FAPTurbo]

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Britney Spears

Shia LaBeouf. (Harrison Ford does NOT ride shotgun!)

[Robert Hall]

Karl Rove

Dick Cheney

GW Bush

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Wildmon

James Dobson

Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh

The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO.

[A Horse With No Name]

Karl Rove

Dick Cheney

GW Bush

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Wildmon

James Dobson

Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh

The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO.

I would agree. LiLO might pull it together but GW is God's own original Dumbass.

Chris

[toesuf94]

All the officials who think 35 mpg CAFE requirements are REALLY going to stop 'GLOBAL WARMING'. They ruined the horsepower party by pissing in the punch before the garage doors opened.

Billary. Just because I cannot stand either of them.

Jane Fonda because she is a traitor to the US who still lives here under the US protections.

The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue!

The "designers" at Toyota that have ruined the automotive landscape with thier attrocities. Scratch that, they do make me laugh when they fail as bad as they have been lately.

People who drive Toyotas.

Wow. I feel better. Hope the pilots make it out.

[toesuf94]

Karl Rove

Dick Cheney

GW Bush

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Wildmon

James Dobson

Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh

The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO.

You forgot all the members of the House and Senate. Both sides. They are all getting richer as the days go by, while we all pay more taxes. It is disgusting. Plus the $238 Billion they are forking over to people who are here ILLEGALLY while we the people get NOTHING but the bill. By the way, not really a great idea to name people directly in today's world. watch for a black Suburban or a service truck to be parked in front of your house tonight.

[NOS2006]

All the officials who think 35 mpg CAFE requirements are REALLY going to stop 'GLOBAL WARMING'. They ruined the horsepower party by pissing in the punch before the garage doors opened.

Billary. Just because I cannot stand either of them.

Jane Fonda because she is a traitor to the US who still lives here under the US protections.

The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue!

The "designers" at Toyota that have ruined the automotive landscape with thier attrocities. Scratch that, they do make me laugh when they fail as bad as they have been lately.

People who drive Toyotas.

Wow. I feel better. Hope the pilots make it out.

Actually, let Obama be the pilot since he wants to raise it from 35 to 50 MPG.

[Camino LS6]

Hmmm... there is a slight but important difference here. I dont wish death on any of these people. I wouldn't push them in if they were teetering on the edge of a cliff. However I would feel some sort of strange satisfaction if they suddenly ceased to be.

I would push Osama.

[the_yellow_dart]

Ok... now that others have admitted that Dubya would be on their plane, I'll put him on mine too.

I just thought maybe that was a little too anti-American for this site.

Turns out I'm wrong in a good way!

[Camino LS6]

Death is a bit harsh for the rest of the folks mentioned (Osama excepted).

But, I would wish being publically discredited with the attendant loss of influence on most of those listed.

I would add quite a few others such as:

Al Gore

Nancy Pelosi

Barbara Boxer

Ted Kennedy

The list goes on and on...

[Z-06]

Who is flying the plane? Brian?

[the_yellow_dart]

Have you seen the size of Limbaugh lately? Chances are he would cushion the fall for all of them, plus the plane. Even if he did die in the crash, his body would feed the survivors for at least a couple months. Better put him on a shipwreck.

That won't work either; fat floats.

[Intrepidation]

Well at first I though you meant ideal as in best case scenario and what plane, but since that's not the case I go with these for starters.

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Britney Spears

Shia LaBeouf. (Harrison Ford does NOT ride shotgun!)

Osama too

Edited January 30, 2008 by Dodgefan

[Cory Wolfe]

Politicians

Greenpeace

AFA

KKK

A few guys I know

Any and all other religious nutjobs and homophobes.

Eh... I don't feel like being specific.

The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue!

The Enclave concept debuted at NAIAS 2006 while the CX9 debuted at NYIAS 2006. Yeah, I don't think so. Both were being designed at basically the same time. No one copied anyone. And besides, the CX9's taillights aren't identical. The shape is somewhat similar, but that's it. And if similar shapes is copying then every single vehicle being sold is a copy of one another since they all share the same basic 2-box shape.

[K.C.]

This is a sick thread. There's no one I wish death on, especially after what I've just been through.

[NOS2006]

This is a sick thread. There's no one I wish death on, especially after what I've just been through.

+1

Except people like Osama, Hussein, and Hitler of course.

[Sixty8panther]

Death is a bit harsh for the rest of the folks mentioned (Osama excepted).

But, I would wish being publically discredited with the attendant loss of influence on most of those listed.

I would add quite a few others such as:

Al Gore

Nancy Pelosi

Barbara Boxer

Ted Kennedy

The list goes on and on...

Add Hillary "Carpetbagger" Clinton & Ralph Nader and that's a damn good list.

[76ChevyTrucker]

I wouldn't mind seeing Osama in a plane whilst something along the lines of one of MY United States Air Force F-15 Eagles shoves an AIM-9 Sidewinder up his tail....

[Camino LS6]

I wouldn't mind seeing Osama in a plane whilst something along the lines of one of MY United States Air Force F-15 Eagles shoves an AIM-9 Sidewinder up his tail....

I'd pay to see that... actually, I think we've all already paid to see it. We're just waiting on delivery.

[Enzora]

[flybrian] Airbus A380 [/flybrian]

[A Horse With No Name]

Add Hillary "Carpetbagger" Clinton & Ralph Nader and that's a damn good list.

I take it you won't be voting "democrat" in November then...

Chris

[§carlet §wordfish]

GM Europe's board of directors. Not have them die, just maybe stranded on an island for a few years.