Jump to content
Create New...

Recommended Posts

Posted

...I live thousands of miles away from Las Vegas.

I've been here since yesterday morning, and since then I've:

1. developed a serious gambling addiction.

2. been awake.

3. seen a dangerous amount of Chrysler Sebrings.

4. learned that Nevada never got the memo that mullets haven't been cool since 1984.

Talk about unhealthy. :mellow:

I'm jetlagged, hungover, down a ridiculous amount of money, and loving every second of it.

Posted
...I live thousands of miles away from Las Vegas.

I've been here since yesterday morning, and since then I've:

1. developed a serious gambling addiction.

2. been awake.

3. seen a dangerous amount of Chrysler Sebrings.

4. learned that Nevada never got the memo that mullets haven't been cool since 1984.

Talk about unhealthy. :mellow:

I'm jetlagged, hungover, down a ridiculous amount of money, and loving every second of it.

I went to Atlantic City on a recent trip home to Delaware, I brought a hundred bucks with me, I played the slots all day long on that 100, winning more than losing, then after 8 hours I hit a string of loses. I was down to my last 3 bucks, I put my 3, one dollar tokens into the machine and hit for 5000 bucks.

Don't you know the Federal government has IRS agents on site in the casinos, they made me fill out federal forms and pay the federal tax on site! :censored:

Posted

I usually go to Vegas once a year or so, it's a short cheap plane ride from here...I usually can't take it for more than a couple of days, though.. I go for a concert or shows, and dining more than gambling.

Posted

I usually play the machines around here or go to the reservation.

Can't win much on the reservation since the big dogs moved in ((Harrahs)

But I know people around town with machines who are willing to pay out whatever I win... F*ck Uncle Sam, that's what I say :)

I'd love to go to Vegas some day!

Posted (edited)

I was in Macau two weeks ago - the Chinese equivalent of Las Vegas; they have MGM, Wynn, Venetian, and so on - and decided to try my luck on gambling. I put in 30 "dollars", pushed a few buttons, and after two minutes, I used up my money and won 30 "cents". <_< I sorta gave up after that.

Thankfully one Macanese "dollar" - a pataca - is 12 US cents..

Edited by empowah

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...

Hey there, we noticed you're using an ad-blocker. We're a small site that is supported by ads or subscriptions. We rely on these to pay for server costs and vehicle reviews.  Please consider whitelisting us in your ad-blocker, or if you really like what you see, you can pick up one of our subscriptions for just $1.75 a month or $15 a year. It may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way to help support real, honest content, that isn't generated by an AI bot.

See you out there.

Drew
Editor-in-Chief

Write what you are looking for and press enter or click the search icon to begin your search