Rusty is a homosexual.

[Chris_Doane]

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/rusty.html

[deftonesfan867]

[ocnblu]

Sort of a sad story, really.

[daves87rs]

[VenSeattle]

"I think he's a bottom," said Father. "This looks like a good match for Rusty."

:rotflmao:

[SuperSport623]

[CARBIZ]

Wow, I thought I was the only twisted person out there...reminds me of the See Spot, See Spot Run, See Spot Get Hit by the Car stories I used to write when I was 14.

[K.C.]

I find that Rusty went through what all us gay folks go through. We hit rock bottom with it and then once we get it under control everything works out.

Love the last part where the dad guesses Rusty is a bottom. Too hilarious! :rotflmao:

[Satty]

If you want to know about another Rusty, the Rusty Trombone, this guy should be able to help.

[jcgable]

As a gay man I do have to say that that was hilarious! It was like they found every stereotype and completely nailed it!

I also had no idea there were other gay guys on this board! Whudathunkit! I figured I was posting alongside social conservatives all this time!...So much for stereotypes!

[Chris_Doane]

I also had no idea there were other gay guys on this board! Whudathunkit!

Hmm...who has the thread were we all came out?

[Drew Dowdell]

There are 7 'mos in this thread alone. Your's truely included.

We did a survey a while back and I think over 25% of this board is some "alternative" sexuality.

[Chris_Doane]

Should we start the "OK, who's still gay" thread?

[Cory Wolfe]

For sure.

[jcgable]

Should we start the "OK, who's still gay" thread?

Do it! Do it! Do it!

[jcgable]

Should we start the "OK, who's still gay" thread?

FYI, I am so honored to see that the guy who has been taking all of the spyshots I see is gay! Woot woot!

[Chris_Doane]

Heh oh well thanks. But there are much bigger fish out there in auto publishing who are gay... :AH-HA_wink:

[Satty]

Heh oh well thanks. But there are much bigger fish out there in auto publishing who are gay... :AH-HA_wink:

Lutz?

[Chris_Doane]

Lutz?

[jcgable]

Don't lie, you still would...

Except not the more I think about it...

"Bob showing a little leg..."

[ocnblu]

[CARBIZ]

Should we start the "OK, who's still gay" thread?

I just renewed my membership card for '08. The dyke at the window suggested I get a 'life' membership when I tried to list everyone I had slept with........

[Drew Dowdell]

I just renewed my membership card for '08. The dyke at the window suggested I get a 'life' membership when I tried to list everyone I had slept with........

Excel 2003 has a row limit of 65,535. Perhaps you should suggest she upgrade to Excel 2007 with it's 1,048,576 rows.

[CARBIZ]

Excel 2003 has a row limit of 65,535. Perhaps you should suggest she upgrade to Excel 2007 with it's 1,048,576 rows.

Nah, a friend at NASA suggested that the next time they are between shuttle launches I could use their computers for an hour or so to crunch the numbers...............

[Drew Dowdell]

Nah, a friend at NASA suggested that the next time they are between shuttle launches I could use their computers for an hour or so to crunch the numbers...............

Good idea. Keep in mind though that NASA has had some difficulty converting between centimeters and inches in the past..... you don't want there to be some unfortunate confusion.

[jcgable]

Good idea. Keep in mind though that NASA has had some difficulty converting between centimeters and inches in the past..... you don't want there to be some unfortunate confusion.

I'm sure someone here has the technical expertise to build a database platform powerful enough to handle the droves of information necessary. Besides, averaging the number of inches is a relatively easy function in the Excel world... :-P I of course have been their primary reporting source for the last 2-3 years or so...

Oh, and what are the membership rates for 2008? I know they increase with age, but I think I still technically qualify for the 30% twink discount.

[Chris_Doane]

Oh, and what are the membership rates for 2008? I know they increase with age, but I think I still technically qualify for the 30% twink discount.

Hmm...twink huh? We'll need photographic proof of that first.

[CARBIZ]

The dyke at the window wryly suggested that I apply for the 'volume' discount.....

[ocnblu]

Man, I am waaaay behind.

[tmp]

cute story

...and yes, still gay.

[jcgable]

Hmm...twink huh? We'll need photographic proof of that first.

I am young, and I look like a twink, but essentially EVERY person I've dated (usually about 5-10 yrs older is my age range) has expressed their disillusionment when they realized that I've had more life experiences than most of them. I really don't act like a twink at all... However, as long as I wear an Abercrombie and Fitch T-Shirt with Tight Jeans and wear my hair in a fauxhawk when I go to renew, I qualify for my discount.... Too bad you can't mix discounts though, I might qualify for the volume discount too!

[Drew Dowdell]

I might qualify for the volume discount too!

... officially called the "Conquest Rebate"

[Chris_Doane]

I am young, and I look like a twink, but essentially EVERY person I've dated (usually about 5-10 yrs older is my age range) has expressed their disillusionment when they realized that I've had more life experiences than most of them. I really don't act like a twink at all... However, as long as I wear an Abercrombie and Fitch T-Shirt with Tight Jeans and wear my hair in a fauxhawk when I go to renew, I qualify for my discount.... Too bad you can't mix discounts though, I might qualify for the volume discount too!

That wasn't photographic proof.

... officially called the "Conquest Rebate"

is that with the steak knives or the toaster?

[Paolino]

I'm FABuloussssssssssssssssssss!

[K.C.]

I think Spiderman was a twink too.

[CARBIZ]

Everyone have a Fabulous New Year's...I know I will. (Already am!)

[jcgable]

I will provide photographic evidence later-After looking at the 'Post Your Photo' thread, I don't want to dehydrate you from the salivation...

:-P