Jump to content
Create New...

Recommended Posts

Posted

Here's a little known fact about the Ridgeline: The engine isn't rated in horsepower - it's rated in Chuck-power. One Chuck-power is equal to the amount of energy released when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a nuclear reactor causing it to explode and destroy half a country.

Posted (edited)
  z28luvr01 said:

Here's a little known fact about the Ridgeline: The engine isn't rated in horsepower - it's rated in Chuck-power. One Chuck-power is equal to the amount of energy released when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a nuclear reactor causing it to explode and destroy half a country.

So it's rated at .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000013 Chuck Power.

Edited by Dodgefan
Posted

I thought Chuck was dead. I'm surprised he could stand that long without his walker.

Posted

I wonder how well a Ridgeline would have held up if he drove one in Walker, Texas Ranger?

They would have had to replace more of those than The Dukes of Hazzard did the General Lee Chargers.

Posted
If he drove a Ridgeline in the show, he'd have to settle for apprehending elementary-school age perps. Everyone else would laugh his ass outa there.
Posted

Oh I dunno there 'blu, his Saturday night at home dateless losers might find the utility of the Ridgeline a great way to meet chicks (or dudes). :lol:

Posted

It's a good thing they didn't actually get him to say anything or try to ACT!

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...
This Topic

Write what you are looking for and press enter or click the search icon to begin your search