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Here's a little known fact about the Ridgeline: The engine isn't rated in horsepower - it's rated in Chuck-power. One Chuck-power is equal to the amount of energy released when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a nuclear reactor causing it to explode and destroy half a country.

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Here's a little known fact about the Ridgeline: The engine isn't rated in horsepower - it's rated in Chuck-power. One Chuck-power is equal to the amount of energy released when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a nuclear reactor causing it to explode and destroy half a country.

So it's rated at .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000013 Chuck Power.

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I thought Chuck was dead. I'm surprised he could stand that long without his walker.

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I wonder how well a Ridgeline would have held up if he drove one in Walker, Texas Ranger?

They would have had to replace more of those than The Dukes of Hazzard did the General Lee Chargers.

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If he drove a Ridgeline in the show, he'd have to settle for apprehending elementary-school age perps. Everyone else would laugh his ass outa there.
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Oh I dunno there 'blu, his Saturday night at home dateless losers might find the utility of the Ridgeline a great way to meet chicks (or dudes). :lol:

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It's a good thing they didn't actually get him to say anything or try to ACT!

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