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This car is spank...spank it

Flybrian

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siegen Newbie

siegen

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Favorite quotes:

"two transmissions Autoand AUTOstick!!!!!! most cars have but 1 son!!!"

"POwer windows go up and down"

"still smells!!!!!!!!!"

"Biggie got shot ina SONATA!!"

"SPANK IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE SPANKS IT SON."

caddycruiser Newbie

caddycruiser

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Car aside, the SAD part is, people actually still "talk" like that...and it continues to happen, no matter what. Sort of like learning English, and deciding to change around all of the basic phrases and words to your own very stupid sounding ghetto-garb speak.

Hopefully they find someone else that also speaks that "language" to buy the car...shouldn't be too hard. You know, the market for Hyundais with cloth tops is very active, in that group.

K.C. Newbie

K.C.

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i dont know what would happen if a sonata could get up to 155, but i dont think i wanna know...

Wasn't there some moron who was clocked in a new gen Sonata doing 143 mph?

Paolino Apprentice

Paolino

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i asked my principal yesterday if we could have the option of taking ghetto as a second language

Why? So you could get an "A"? So many of my students already speak it fluently--Italian will be their third language.
Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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Damn aint nothin out there more SPANK and stupid fly as this 2004 SONATA!!!! you all know about the Sonata and if u aint heard about it u under a rock son! the SONATA is hundyai's #1 car and look at it its #1 A1 material !!! Rides like a dream good gas mileage like new!!!!!!!!! Consumer reports sez sexy ladies LOVE the SONATA U WILL TOO!!!!!!!Cold A/C !!!!!!!! two transmissions Autoand AUTOstick!!!!!! most cars have but 1 son!!! ,POwer windows go up and down four gauges with speedometer and gas gauge!!2 this special edition has 155mph speed and special 8000 RPMS SPORT PACK!! ,roomey a Must see still smells!!!!!!!!! CHeck out that TAN TOP looks like a convertable folks ask if its a drop top ALL the time!!!!! TAN TOP PACKAGE makes this SPANK SONATA A GANGSTA RIDE MADE FOR COMPTON REPRESENT!!!!Biggie got shot ina SONATA!! OWN A FAMOUS WHIP!!!Call 727-410-1974 Low low low Mileage!!!!!!!! 9800miles!!!! SPANKIN SONATA SPANK IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE SPANKS IT SON.

Biggie got shot in a mad fly donkin' Chevy Truck with semi-polished sixteens, factory rims yo!

The sarcasm in this silly ad is layered pretty thick.

Reminds me of the silly crap we say at times.... think about our whole

TIGHT WHIPS! car club thing, that's also VERY tongue in cheek.

It's sad when peoepl really communicate like that but I think this guy

is just having fun selling his sister's car. Made me laugh.

Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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Ghetto is not a language... it's more of a ignorance-dialect.

Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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Don't start with none of that Jibber Jabber, fool!

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