The things people say to be funny

[Satty]

I went kayaking yesterday for a couple of hours on a calm, peaceful lake. Well, my kayak doesn't have a backrest, so to get paddling decently I hold myself in a semi-reclined position, I find it works better than sitting straight up or laying mostly reclined. The problem is that it kills the abs. In facts, here is the text I sent a couple of people last night as I was floating around the fishing access before I pulled out:

I just learned a vary important lesson: spending two hours rowing in a semi-reclined position on still water is like doing a million pushups, I may have pulled an ab

One of the replies I got was from my friend Brandon:

Does it feel like you have been giving king kong a blowjob?

I didn't even know what to say, I have to admit it was a kinda funny thing for him to say.

Edited August 19, 2007 by Satty

[ocnblu]

*squints* Not quite sure who king king is, but if you meant king KONG, that was pretty funny, BUT, how does Brandon know the feeling unless he's done it?

[Satty]

Twas King Kong

Oddly enough, I talked to the same dude this morning about stealing goats. I think I need new friends.

[ocnblu]

That depends, are the goats destined for his sex dungeon? His dinner table? Or a grassy meadow with a delicious tin can here and there to munch on?

[Satty]

The goats we were going to steal are M.I.A., they had been in a pen outside of a house out in the middle of nowhere, but the pen, and the goats, are gone. I'm not sure what the point of stealing goats was, other than to steal goats.

[Camino LS6]

Sounds like someone else got there first.

[K.C.]

Satty, you need to keep this guy around just for the stories, especially at parties. He sounds like a hoot to be around.

[Oracle of Delphi]

I'm as hairy as King Kong, but I don't know your friend Satty. :AH-HA_wink:

[NOS2006]

Satty, you need to keep this guy around just for the stories, especially at parties. He sounds like a hoot to be around.

Seconded. These guys are the best to call on random weekends when you're bored as hell or to party with...