YOUR TOP 10 DORKMOBILES

[regfootball]

self explanatory. the 10 most dorkiest vehicles you can buy today

Honda Fit

Honda Ridgeline

Honda Civic

Kia Rondo

Toyota Corolla

Toyota Yaris

Toyota Prius

Toyota Highlander (07)

Toyota Tundra

Subaru Forester

honorable mention

Subaru Outback Wagon

Hyundai Elantra

Hyundai Santa Fe

Hyundai Veracruz (don't believe the hype, its a turd)

Hyundai Azera

Kia Optima

Honda CRV

Dodge shortwheelbase caravan without tinted windows

Buick Terrazza

Nissan Quest (i hate to do it, but it still is dorky)

Toyota Tacoma

any wonder these are almost exclusively, ahem, .......

Edited July 30, 2007 by regfootball

[Intrepidation]

Hey, I like the Outback wagon.

Add the Beetle to that list. Oh and the T100

Edited July 30, 2007 by Dodgefan

[Nick]

Why the Subaru Forester? I know a guy who had one with the 2.5 turbo. Modded that thing to STi spec...it hauled ass and handled very well actually. It was always a big joke with him...changed around the badge letters to say "Fartbus" but that thing would move. Looked alright too. It was white with decent rims and performance/lowering springs and a better front grill.

[regfootball]

because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds

rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off.

Edited July 30, 2007 by regfootball

[Cory Wolfe]

I smell bias.

[Nick]

because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds

rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off.

You have absolutely no room to comment on the looks of a car, Mr. Aztek.

[mustang84]

Most of the above and the Suzuki Aerio or whatever the hell it's called. Plus the Toyota Echo...that rolling breadbox.

Get out the pocket protector and TI-89 reference guide for this one

Edited July 30, 2007 by mustang84

[Satty]

The Caliber keeps looking more and more dorky.

The Focus is pretty dorky in wagon form.

I dont feel like thinking of 8 more.

Ok, 1 more, Suzuki X90

Edited July 30, 2007 by Satty

[mustang84]

Nothing says I have been stripped of my manhood more than a 1994 Mercury Capri

A far cry from this Capri

[Cory Wolfe]

If I had to come up with a list of current vehicles...

Cars:

Chevrolet Malibu

Chrysler Sebring

Jeep Compass

Kia Amanti

Kia Rio

Saturn Ion

Scion xB/xD

Suzuki Aerio

Toyota Prius

Volvo V70

Trucks/SUVs/minivans/crossovers:

Buick Terraza/Chevrolet Uplander/Saturn Relay

Dodge Dakota/Mitsubishi Raider

Ford Freestar

Ford Freestyle/Mercury Monterey

Honda CRV

Honda Element

Jeep Commander

Mazda B series

Nissan Armada

Toyota Tundra

Edited July 30, 2007 by blackviper8891

[regfootball]

aerio hatch is dorky, but i can live with the sedan.

xD is alright. xB is just barely reasonable enough to not fall into the dorky class, IMHO> barely.

the aztek is QUIRKY. not dorky. besides, reread my first post, you can't buy an aztek anymore. it's gotta be something in new showrooms now!

caliber and focus wagon? I can see that.

bias? i only have bias against dorky cars.

I forgot the AMANTI!!!!!!!!! argh!

hey, as long as we all agree.....the tundra is dorky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited July 30, 2007 by regfootball

[ocnblu]

Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:

[Camino LS6]

Obviously, ten just isn't enough.

I agree with just about every car mentioned in this thread.

We live in dorky times.

[the_yellow_dart]

Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

[Camino LS6]

Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

[Drew Dowdell]

Suzuki Verona

Hyundai Elantra

Toyota Corolla

Toyota Yaris

Nissan Versa

Aveo hatch <sedan is ok>

any GM minivan

C-class coupe <rich dork... but still dork>

Suzuki Forenza

Kia Rondo <whatever>

Honda CRV

[GMTruckGuy74]

Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

Hey, that's not what the cool kids at the school where I teach think about me!

[toesuf94]

Toyota Camry 4 Cylinder - well any actually.

Scion xA

Jeep Compass

Pontiac G5

Dodge Neon

VW Beetle

Honda Fit

Kia Rondo - Any Kia.

Chevrolet Aveo

Nissan Altima

[Flybrian]

Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

From the guy who says to be nice to me.

[Oracle of Delphi]

El Camino

Holden UTE/Maloo

Holden VE

G5

G6

G8

Millennia

Toyota Prius

Honda Civic

Toyota Tundra

[Oracle of Delphi]

From the guy who says to be nice to me.

I can hunt him down, C Eh N Eh D Eh, is not that big and most people live within 100 miles from the US border anyway. Besides we already know his city! :AH-HA_wink:

[regfootball]

Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:

you can't buy the 500 anymore either.....so there!

i can send your glasses back to you if you want.............

The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

Edited July 30, 2007 by regfootball

[Paolino]

The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

Hey now! I'm most-likely getting one of those! Or a Regal.

Being that I have to get a car sooner than planned, which cuts into my Lucerne savings.

[Flybrian]

These three must fight for the title.

Nothing says "I'm thirty-five, a virgin, and live with my mom" more than a Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.

[vonVeezelsnider]

Prius

Insight

ION

SC2

Echo

Yaris

Smart Fortwo

VW New Beetle

L300

Saab 900

[the_yellow_dart]

I can hunt him down, C Eh N Eh D Eh, is not that big and most people live within 100 miles from the US border anyway. Besides we already know his city! :AH-HA_wink:

Careful, we have armed border guards now!

cbc article

[Cory Wolfe]

Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

El Camino

Holden UTE/Maloo

Holden VE

G5

G6

G8

Millennia

Toyota Prius

Honda Civic

Toyota Tundra

I'm glad I drive a Millenia, not a Millennia.

But one car I really wanted to put on the list, but couldnt justify it over the others I put on it, was the Grand Prix. Such a dorky car.

[the_yellow_dart]

Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.

pffffffffffft!

A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo.

Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her.

OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls.

[AxelTheRed]

Scion xA

Scion xB

Scion tC

Toyota Prius

Honda Element

Honda Ridgeline

Toyota Yaris

Honda Fit

Volkswagon Beetle

Kia Rondo

And an honorable mention: The Biggest Douchebag-mobile Ever Built.

Kia Amanti

[Oracle of Delphi]

I'm glad I drive a Millenia, not a Millennia.

But one car I really wanted to put on the list, but couldnt justify it over the others I put on it, was the Grand Prix. Such a dorky car.

It's just a Japanese Ford anyway, do I really care what they call it?

Edited July 30, 2007 by Pontiac Custom-S

[Flybrian]

pffffffffffft!

A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo.

Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her.

OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls.

She's the postergirl for dorkiness!

The coolest thing I've ever seen a Festiva do, though, was pull up to a gas station. The guy turned off the ignition, unlocked the fuel door, reached up, inserted his credit card, removed a nozzle, filled up his car (probably like four gallons) and did all of this without getting out. Awesome.

[FAPTurbo]

Toyota Prius

Toyota Camry Hybrid

Toyota Highlander Hybrid

Lexus GS 450-h

Lexus RX 400-h

Saturn Aura Greenline

Saturn Vue Greenline

Ford Escape Hybrid

Nissan Altima Hybrid

Honda Civic Hybrid

[regfootball]

These three must fight for the title.

Nothing says "I'm thirty-five, a virgin, and live with my mom" more than a Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.

you have her number?

[ocnblu]

reg, buddy, you haven't been to a Ford dealer lately, have you? There are plenty of 500s sitting among the Tauruses on the lots.

Are you serious? You found my glasses? :AH-HA_wink:

[Robert Hall]

You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles...

[vonVeezelsnider]

You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles...

Damn... I forgot that one.

[frogger]

These are pretty much my "ugliest in class" vehicles (inside, out or both)

Ridgeline

Galant

Malibu

Freestyle/whatever its called now

Focus

Sebring

Aveo

Monte Carlo

G6 GXP coupe

Compass

[Camino LS6]

El Camino

Holden UTE/Maloo

Holden VE

G5

G6

G8

Millennia

Toyota Prius

Honda Civic

Toyota Tundra

PMS again, PCS?

[CMG]

Nobody even MENTIONS the Pontiac "dustbuster" minivan?????

Pontiac Trans Sport

Pontiac Fiero- early years

Dodge K-car Aries or Reliant

Ford Festiva

Toyota Echo

Toyota Yaris

Any late model Monte Carlo with "Nascar" decals!

Scion- you pick

Saturn- you pick

Cadillac SRX

[CMG]

PMS again, PCS?

If that's a Holden Ute in your sig I kinda like it.

[vonVeezelsnider]

Yeah, the dustbuster gets an honorable mention but not on the real list because I have a soft spot for them.

[Oracle of Delphi]

PMS again, PCS?

Hehehehehehe!

[FAPTurbo]

Cadillac SRX

Really?

[CMG]

Really?

I think it's one of the top of my list if it were in order!

I love ALOT of Cadillacs, but not that one! It's the epitomy of dorky for me!

[GMTruckGuy74]

Saturn- you pick

Really? I think over 10,000 Saturn SKY and SKY RL owners would have to disagree with you, plus the legions of people who wish they had a car as cool as ours

[mustang84]

The new Sentra's pretty dorky....a friend of mine has a '96 and it looks much better.

And not wanting to be left out, the Hyundai Accent

Basically, any sedan with similar proportions as these is a total nerd car.

[regfootball]

You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles...

haha funny. so you'd apparently rather drive a ridgeline or a kia amanti then

[regfootball]

reg, buddy, you haven't been to a Ford dealer lately, have you? There are plenty of 500s sitting among the Tauruses on the lots.

Are you serious? You found my glasses? :AH-HA_wink:

no 500's here. haven't been any for two months.

meanwhile, the chargers, 300's, and magnums rot on the chrysler lot next door. oh wait, those are all mullet or gangsta cars. my bad. explains why they aren't selling tho.

Edited July 31, 2007 by regfootball

[Nick]

I think I got all 10...

Chevy

GMC

Buick

Pontiac

Cadillac

Saturn

Hummer

Saab

Holden

Opel/Vauxhall

[CMG]

Really? I think over 10,000 Saturn SKY and SKY RL owners would have to disagree with you, plus the legions of people who wish they had a car as cool as ours

I'll exclude the Sky.