Those Pesky Deer...

[Cory Wolfe]

One broke my mirror!



On my way to school today, I hit a deer. It wacked its head off my mirror and brushed against the side. That popped the actual mirror off and since my car was/is dirty, put some nice scratches on the side. They can probably be buffed out, though.

It's hard to explain why I hit it. I saw them, but I never slowed. I kept on going. Once it hit I was literally like "What the..?" I must have been half asleep or something. I guess this just tells me I need to start drinking Coffee in the morning. :D

[ocnblu]

You got off easy, Vipes. The highest repair bill I can remember from a deer hit: $11,000 on a Sedan DeVille involving the front end and replacing the roof and windshield.

[balthazar]

I hit a deer broadside doing 100 MPH once. Did a bit more damage than what happened to your ride. When I hear deer/car stories, I always think of one a friend told me he witnessed: a guy hit a deer with his truck, stopped, jumped out with a big hunting knife, slit it's throat & threw it into the back and drove off. Wouldn't it be great if deer were some sort of benefitial contribution to our lives instead of just looking sweet & harmless?

[Cory Wolfe]

Yeah... I got off pretty lucky. I was so worried that that would be dents down my side. I ran a stop sign because of that (or was that another consequence of being half asleep?). :P

[Croc]

Yeah... I got off pretty lucky. I was so worried that that would be dents down my side. I ran a stop sign because of that (or was that another consequence of being half asleep?). :P

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Wow you're a dangerous driver!

[Cory Wolfe]

Only in the morning... :lol: :D

[Croc]

You might wanna stop laughing about it and start working on whatever you need to work on so you don't drive so shitty in the morning...Seriously, there are enough crazies out on the road, you don't need to add to that number.

[Cory Wolfe]

I just need some caffiene and I ought to be fine. Maybe that would help in school too...

[Flybrian]

Good thing you didn't hit it with a Fiero... KA-BOOM!

[Croc]

...or a 1979-1983 Malibu...

[Satty]

Just imagine if he were in a Crown Vic and the deer were chasing him and he slammed on the brakes.

[ocnblu]

Pity poor Vipes if he'd been riding in any of the millions upon millions of cars made over many decades with gas tanks behind the axle. For example, a 1964-1983 Chevy Malibu. If he backed into a deer in one of those, man, it'd be like July 4th... http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AH-HA_wink.gif Edited October 4, 2005 by ocnblu

[z28luvr01]

You guys are missing the most important question: How did it taste? Venison is great!!

[Cory Wolfe]

I didn't kill it... sadly. I was hungry yesterday, too... :lol:

[mute]

mmmmmmmmmm dinner any of ya ever had venison? i know a lot of people prolly have but its mighty good mega tender . . . mmmm

[NOS2006]

haha Here in MI, everybody's had venison. It's good shit. Edited October 4, 2005 by NOS2006

[mute]

NOS i know you have . . . its just north of WI i used to live there we had more venison then we did beef or pork or chicken combined

[capriceman]

Good thing you didn't hit it with a Fiero...

KA-BOOM!

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:lol: :lol: :P
BUT DAMN THEM STUPID CREATURES!! a a 94 silverado gone i like that $300 beater truck intil BAM!!1 it jumped into my passenger door and his head was decapated and fell into the bed but it did make a nice 4 piont coat hanger in my uncles cabin. thats why i hunt to get rid of a threat to mankind.ANY OTHERS HERE HUNT?

i feel ur pain tho if you live in the mitten state or michigan who hasnt hit a deer up north or noes some on that did and if you say no your wrong because you no me and i hit a deer. so ha.

the funiest one is while my uncle parked his truck right after he shut it off the deer smashedc into the bed lol. i think deer have a thing against early 90's chevy and GMC's :angry:


mmmmm venison its good in stew!!!! Edited October 6, 2005 by capriceman

[Teh Ricer Civic!]

The ultimate Anti-Deer... A Pinto running at full speed REVERSE :)

[capriceman]

O BV always slow down even if there on the shoulder there dumb and horns and brights only make them dazed and they are then paralized and just stare in to emptyness and never swerve to miss a deer! a mornig before high school drink coffee and smoke weed Just kiding. but have full out conversions with your self with wirelss cell phones you wont look freaky. pick like a topic like Kaitlyn in 3rd hour has a nice ass or not and go with it or like is the earth a oval or is it round or do i want a in your case a GTO or a Solstice HMMM thats a 30min comuter for me tomaro. Is it me or cans i aint spellin > (right) ever. i needs 2 goes back to scools and gets me a edumaction.

[Cory Wolfe]

:blink: Say what? I can't understand anything you said.