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And in other news, there was a large explosion this afternoon on the South Lawn of the White House after President Bush plugged an electrical cord into the hydrogen unit of a Ford test vehicle. The president was blown 20 feet back on his ass and is currently recovering in the hospital. A stray dog named named Scrappy is filling in for the president until he returns to office.

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And in other news, there was a large explosion this afternoon on the South Lawn of the White House after President Bush plugged an electrical cord into the hydrogen unit of a Ford test vehicle. The president was blown 20 feet back on his ass and is currently recovering in the hospital. A stray dog named named Scrappy is filling in for the president until he returns to office.

In a follow-up report we have learned that the dog is more intelligent and overall better president than the real one.

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And this guy is trying to tell the automakers they have to increase their corporate average fuel economy by HOW MUCH? :rolleyes:
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Autmotive News reports that in fact this did not happen. It was based on a comedy sketch on ABC. Ford's new CEO subsequently told reports, as a joke that he guided Bush's hand in order to stop him plugging it into the wrong socket. As you can see from the photograph, no-one is stopping Bush from plugging it into the wrong socket and there is no other socket nearby. Mullaly has since apologized for giving reporters the wrong idea. Apparently a number of reporters didn't realise that the sketch inspired the anecdote, and not the other way round.

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This is still the same guy who chocked on a pretzel...

:lol: He did what now? I must've missed this...

Hoax or not...it's hilarious imagining what might have took place.

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This is still the same guy who chocked on a pretzel...

He "choked" on a pretzel. I don't think he "chocked" anything. What? You've never choked on anything before?
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I've noticed that Fords seem to have way too many problems that involve them catching on fire (IIRC, they even had a windshield wiper recall that was due to a fire hazard!), but it takes a special kind of stupid (even more so tha Ford) to make this a possibility.

Special lawsuit bonus to the familiy of the first consumer who manages this feat. Likely Darwin Award nominee as well.

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He "choked" on a pretzel. I don't think he "chocked" anything. What? You've never choked on anything before?

Oh forgive me for making a typo, I'm sure you've never made one before. And no, I've never choked on food before. It's not a difficult process.

  • Open mouth
  • Insert portion of food
  • Chew thoroughly
  • Swallow
  • Repeat as necessary
  • Drinking before, or after each session is optional
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