Beer + pain meds + craigslist =

[Sixty8panther]

Mr. SpeedingPenguin detailed my Datsun "Zwei" for me today, to return the

favour I decided to list his winter Beater Jeep pickup on Craigslist for him.

It's basically a parts truck at this point... we decided to throw up a quick

listing but it quickly turned into more of a joke than anything. Enjoy.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/car/303533154.html

[Screaming Trees]

That's a great list discription

[ocnblu]

I'm interested, but I need to know how much air is in the right front tire. Could you get back to me on that?

[Sixty8panther]

The PSI in the right front is 23.6 but I assure you it is FRESH air,

I changed it out just last week for SpeedingPenguin. All the stale

air was deflated and new fresh air from the Swiss Alps was used.

Also, FYI: The blinker fluid is a bit low on the driver's side and

the gear oil in the rear end was changed out for Genco extra

virgin olive oil due to its superior lubricative prowess.

[Intrepidation]

Dude, that's an awesome sales pitch

...but it makes the rusty Shadow sound like a Rolls Royce in comparsion

$250 bucks is a nice deal though...and I always wanted a truck...but that blinker fluid issue sounds serious...how is the headlight fluid holding up?

Love that joke at the Ridgeline's expense.

Edited April 1, 2007 by Dodgefan

[zhawk]

That's too funny Panther!

Good job.

[Sixty8panther]

Thanks guys, I actually got several emails on the truck already.

One dude just emailed me "best, most honest listing EVER"

[american_revolution_2005]

That was great. Jeep Comanches are sweet trucks and they look so nice.

[Sixty8panther]

SOLD for $225 to a kid from Pepperell, MA.

It seems I've been going about this all wrong.

My serious listings for the '64 Olds, '97 Caddy

and the other junk I sell have never gotten

this kind of quick and positive response.

The kid asked me weather we could empty out

the $hit out of the bed of the truck.... it was a

bunch of trash like the interior out of my

1987 Mercury Topaz GS demolition derby car

from last year. I was like for $225 you get to

go on a roadtripm to you local Wal*Mart and

get rid of the stuff yourself.

O'Shea handed off the title and hooked me

up with the fog lights as a commision,being

the gentleman & scholar he is.