why women live longer than men

[Black and Blue Landscaper]

who has done anything like this???
its just great
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm

[balthazar]

women live longer than men because (for the most part) they don't have women nagging them to death.

[Sixty8panther]

I almost pissed myself looking at those photos, then Balthazar's comment made me really start rolling on the floor! So effin true! :lol:

[balthazar]

All right: I went back and actually checked the pics. I drive a back hoe often and no way in hell would I even think of attempting #8. Insanity!

[Sixty8panther]

I might actaully try it. Sometimes I lack the part of the brain that is in charge of self-preservation. http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AH-HA_wink.gif Edited September 28, 2005 by Sixty8panther

[Black and Blue Landscaper]

Sly...i have the same deadly symptom: get the job done, no matter what it takes... balthazar women do nag us to no end and i will give kutos to the man who invents the first remote that works on women (that mute button will be handy) and the turn on/off button ;)

[Sixty8panther]

LOL would thier lips still move? :P One time as a kid working as the "Lot Boy" at the local dealership I almost roled a Silverado flatbed off of a 30' cliff when I was parking it on a very soft patch of grass. It had rained like 5" the week before and the earth litteraly acted like quicksand, but just on the outer edge of the embankment. I exited the truck through the passanger door and left it hanging there still sinking. We quickly chained it to a bigger box van and called a HD wrecker to get her out. It was pretty scary. All the salesman could not believe that the truck did not roll. The angle was so steep that the truck was physically only overcoming gravity because the tires were sunken into the ground so much it was stuck in that position. That was the closest I came ot killing myself on the job.

[Black and Blue Landscaper]

the closest i have ever come to killing myself at work is any day that i go to work you can ask ANYONE i have ever worked for...

[balthazar]

No true close calls for me, tho I was scooping boulders in a skid steer along the edge of a septic field hole today when I noticed a huge crack running under my wheels. Problem was it had rained last night and the grade sloped towards the hole; the machine wanted to crab sideways into the hole, but I tiptoed it back away.

[Dsuupr]

Who said you had to have common sense to be a man? Those look like great ideas to me. :)

[NOS2006]

haha I thought this was a provocative thread. I read the title as "why women last longer than men" lmao

[mute]

well i know why . . . they have more fun, think about it_____ when you stick your finger in your ear to scratch, does your finger or your ear feel better afterwards?

[the_yellow_dart]

mute... that is the most ridiculous sex analogy i've ever heard. Funny though.

[mute]

im verrrrry sure its not true most of the time but ive only heard good things soooo . . . . thanks though ^_^

[Mike The Canadian]

lmao! this site is funny! look at the other parts!

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womendrivers.htm

I dont even know how some of those are possible.

lmao balthazar! too true!

[ocnblu]

That backwards helmet picture is freakin' funny as hell! :lol:

[Cory Wolfe]

I have my own theory as to why women live longer... but I don't want to offend any women... :P

[Sixty8panther]

Thinks about B.V.s comment... Cause they suck the life energy out of us men!

Shit, Did I say that out loud?! :huh:

[Black and Blue Landscaper]

yeah the worlds worst women drivers is great but i think my fav is the suvee parked on next to the gas pump....probably some snoody biotch on the cell phone hit the gas instead of the brake....

[ocnblu]

BOYS RULE!

[Cory Wolfe]

No, Sixty8... that's not quite what I was thinking. It's not really PC either... I mean... it would probably offend everybody. Ah what the hell... Here it is: Because women get f**ked, while men do the f**king. In gay couples... men still do all the f**king. In lesbian couples... they don't really get f**ked. :D See...? :lol: :P There are exceptions, though...

[Teh Ricer Civic!]

Or uh the ACTUAL reason they live longer is cause testosterone lowers life expectancy

[Black and Blue Landscaper]

so...does that mean that gay guys live longer than strait guys...and manly lesbians live shorter than strait women??? i dont get it...i think this thread is long dead some of you obviously missed the point...oh well

[Teh Ricer Civic!]

so...does that mean that gay guys live longer than strait guys...and manly lesbians live shorter than strait women???

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nope.

i dont get it...i think this thread is long dead some of you obviously missed the point...oh well

but the origional point was great