Attn: NOS

[Satty]

I've got the perfect replacement for your LoveEwe, theTeddy Babe. The FAQ is, interesting to say the least.

[daves87rs]

:rotflmao:

[Z-06]

Do those babes have working vagina?

[Satty]

Yes, you can have intercourse with your Teddy Babe love doll. Perhaps the most unique and unusual feature of your Teddy Babe is her vaginal entry point; complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, or as we like to call it, "Pussy Velour." Providing an 'unorthodox' but silky-smooth and highly-pleasurable sensation, the plush insert extends deep into the Teddy Babe's body and is collapsed and compressed by the surrounding poly-fil stuffing, until something enters and causes it to expand. It is, therefore, a tight, compressed space, just like a real vagina.

Teddy Babes

Attached by two or four nylon snaps, the plush vaginal insert can be removed and turned inside-out for easy clean-up with soap and warm water. After drying, it can then be re-inserted and used again. Additional plush vaginal inserts will also be available on our PRODUCTS page.

For those who prefer a more 'orthodox' sensation, in place of the plush insert, your Teddy Babe's entry point is able to accommodate many conventional silicone or latex inserts of comparable shape and size, which are widely available in the adult sex toy online marketplace.

There are pics too, but I'm sure as hell not posting them. This just keeps getting funnier as the day progresses. Someone, somewhere (probably Fly, maybe Ven) complained that their latex love doll wasn't cuddly enough, and thus this was born.

[Flybrian]

NOS' mom is far from cuddly...

[Cory Wolfe]

Oh.. My.. God...

[NOS2006]

Oh. Why hello there, babydoll... Grawr.

Edited February 28, 2007 by NOS2006

[Intrepidation]

I saw something like this on TV once. One of those adult channels you get with the movie package. For the lonely man, or woman who loves to play with dolls as well as themselves!

[NOS2006]

No kidding, Miss Michigan might meet 'er replacement..

[NOS2006]

Actually, now that I think about it, this has almost all the same qualities as Satty's mom:

• One-time charge
• I can get it whenever I want
• Likes being stored in the closet
• I wouldn't ever tell anybody about it
• Not very active, so I have to do all the work
• Can hardly hold itself up in certain positions

The list goes on and on. Only thing is that the TeddyBabe is exactly 1400 times more expensive (without shipping) but gives out about the equivalent in pleasure. Hmm...

[capriceman]

[Satty]

NOS raises a good point. Figure it takes four dates to get a woman in the sack.

4 dates x $200 a date = $800.

If you're spending $200/date, chances are you're paying the woman to get into the sack.

[Sixty8panther]

There's osmething very creepy about those sex dolls.

I can see some real sketchy @*$#& sleeping with his arm around its waist.

[FAPTurbo]

I'm not sure if I should laugh my ass off...

...or hide from humanity...

[Z-06]

I'm not sure if I should laugh my ass off...

...or hide from humanity...

Do Both

[capriceman]

then he would look Insane. Hiding away and laughing while he hugs his Teddy Babe

Edited February 28, 2007 by capriceman

[deftonesfan867]

If you're spending $200/date, chances are you're paying the woman to get into the sack.

Considering I've gotten sex the same night w/o spending a dime plenty of times.

[FAPTurbo]

Considering I've gotten sex the same night w/o spending a dime plenty of times.

Somebody's got to support the neighborhood crack whore's habit.

Ouch...

[deftonesfan867]

Somebody's got to support the neighborhood crack whore's habit.

BTW, Your mom says hi :AH-HA_wink:

[Satty]

Bump

[daves87rs]

bump bump!

[Blake Noble]

[daves87rs]

[Blake Noble]

Even I want to rep my post down.