Holy shit, I spent that much?!?

[Chris_Doane]

I was adding up all my expenses for 2006 today.....I spent $4994.22 on gas this year! June alone was $785.67. The spy business really racks up the miles.

Ah well, it's all a great big tax write off for me.

[Satty]

I figured this thread was about all of your male escort and "companion" phone call expenses. I told you long ago, Cory would be much less expensive.

Anyways, thats a ton of gas, about 2500 gallons, assuming you've hovered near $2.00/gal. You need to get out of that Excursion and into something that is both more economical and more discreet.

[Chris_Doane]

I figured this thread was about all of your male escort and "companion" phone call expenses. I told you long ago, Cory would be much less expensive.

Anyways, thats a ton of gas, about 2500 gallons, assuming you've hovered near $2.00/gal. You need to get out of that Excursion and into something that is both more economical and more discreet.

$2? Are you kidding me? You're forgetting this summer it was at or above $3 at times.

[Satty]

Not here

Got close a few times, but never over $2.99

Doesn't change the fact that an Excursion hauling a 30 ft trailer, filled with bricks, with the words Chris Doane, Spy Photographer! in huge letters on both sides hurts your fuel useage.

[Chris_Doane]

You have a very active imagination. That or the meth lab next door is leaking fumes into your place.

[Drew Dowdell]

He almost got a Super Duty last year.....

[Satty]

You have a very active imagination. That or the meth lab next door is leaking fumes into your place.

Those fumes made my penis smaller which made Fly sad. Edited February 17, 2007 by Satty

[Chris_Doane]

He almost got a Super Duty last year.....

Actually a GT was part of the settlement.....shh....

[ocnblu]

I've seen the spy pics. It was an Escort GT.

[Chris_Doane]

How many times have we told you your Geo doesn't need premium?

But it revs so much better!

[Flybrian]

Chris ended up having to sell most of his Geo to pay down his BP Card invoice

[capriceman]

If you drove a caprice you wouldn't have these problems.

If some engineer sees a caprice idling he will think thats a odd place to do a drug deal. they wouldn't even think of a photographer. Then they would take the black vinyl off. plus you will get exceptional gas millage. 17 city and 24+ on the highway. Plus you can fulfill your dream of driving a gangsta mobile and lean back and drive with one hand. And WMJ can hook you up with purple suit and feather hat, and no one would mess with you. EVER! Or I will take care of them.

[daves87rs]

If you drove a caprice you wouldn't have these problems.

If some engineer sees a caprice idling he will think thats a odd place to do a drug deal. they wouldn't even think of a photographer. Then they would take the black vinyl off. plus you will get exceptional gas millage. 17 city and 24+ on the highway. Plus you can fulfill your dream of driving a gangsta mobile and lean back and drive with one hand. And WMJ can hook you up with purple suit and feather hat, and no one would mess with you. EVER! Or I will take care of them.

Yeah!

[Paolino]

Chris ended up having to sell most of his Geo to pay down his BP Card invoice

No... that's what the Camry driver did when Chris took a pic of the "redesigned" 2008 Camry... capturing that they changed the clear rear directionals to amber...