Toyota Slogan mocking thread

[Drew Dowdell]

I've seen so many of these, I think it deserves it's own thread.

I'll start off with the one I coined.

Toyota - Moving Forward.....in 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th.

[Drew Dowdell]

Toyota - moving forward (and sometimes to left or the right)

Toyota - Lurching forward

Toyota - moving forward....into Fly's car.

[Sixty8panther]

Corny 2005 Camry Ad

"it keeps you running" (what tool sings that horrible song?)

Personally I'd rather DRIVE my car than have to run because

it will not start due to sludge problems & faulty electronics.

[Guest YellowJacket894]

Toyota - Hardly Moving

(. . . I can do better than that.)

[Sixty8panther]

Toyota. "Oh what a feeling!"

...like that feeling in your stomach when you drank too much

Vodka and ate a ton of shellfish and then puked it all up!

[Guest YellowJacket894]

Toyota - Everyday (We Recall 500,000 More Cars)

[Flybrian]

I Love What You TSB...Toyota!

[ToniCipriani]

The car in front (that's dripping oil) is a Toyota.

[tama z71]

engine sludge? whats engine sludge?

we make the prius. toyota. moving forward

[AxelTheRed]

Toyota: Moving forward. Then backward. Then around in a circle for a while.

[Charger4U]

Toyota moving forward - as long as its downhill.

[regfootball]

how bout

toyota. we suck.

[Intrepidation]

Toyota Trucks: Now that's moving you forward (right into the dealership lot for another recall).

Toyota: Moving Forward (straight into the recall hall of fame).

Toyota: Moving Forward (slowly)

Toyota: Moving Forward (to cover up scandals as quickly as possible).

To add to Oldsmoboi's:

Toyota: Lurching Forward (get the feeling, get the feeling).

[VenSeattle]

Toyota Trucks: Now that's moving you forward (right into the dealership lot for another recall).

If only Toyota dealerships could fit the new Tundra into their service bays.... LOL

Toyota... moving into 2nd

[K.C.]

Toyota. . . . Moving Backward

Lack of a Feeling. . . . Toyota

Toyota . . . Applianceness and finest mismatched interior panels on the market.

Toyota and Consumer Reports. . . Coming together to brainwash the North America.

[mjdecker]

Some listing of Slogans.. (just search Toyota)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_advertising_slogans

"Today (driving American), tomorrow (driving American),Toyota (never)"

"What will you do with all the money you save?" Buy a Corvette

[Intrepidation]

Toyota: Moving Forward (and slipping out of 2nd).

Toyota Camry. Proudly using the Dodge Caliber's dash plastics for it's A-pillars. (I'm serious)

Edited January 22, 2007 by Dodgefan