What is the Best Car for Having Sex?

[Sixty8panther]

Wow, Reg sounds like such a sensitive, kind & gentle lover. I'm sure your wife loves to hear you wisper sweet nothings inot her ear. :mellow: :P

This one may not be discret but damn will you be comfortable when you're on the job.




WMJ: I hope you know my last post was meant in jest as usual. Did not mean to offend... thanks for the offer but I'll pass on seeing your equiptment. http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons//AH-HA_wink.gif

Edited September 24, 2005 by Sixty8panther

[regfootball]

Wow, Reg sounds like such a sensitive, kind & gentle lover. I'm sure your wife loves to hear you wisper sweet nothings inot her ear.   :mellow:  :P

This one may not be discret but damn will you be comfortable when you're on the job.


WMJ: I hope you know my last post was meant in jest as usual. Did not mean to offend... thanks for the offer but I'll pass on seeing your equiptment.  http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons//AH-HA_wink.gif

[post="19239"][/post]

hey panther, get some in the car and soon you will be

"69 Panther"

.................

here's the car I want to HUMPANDPUMP in......


the custom cruiser with Vista Roof is like my top dream vehicle of all time!

HEY HONEY, while you are lying down, check the view out of the VISTA ROOF!

Imagine that with the GTO powertrain and 6 speed manual. Edited September 24, 2005 by regfootball

[ocnblu]

GTO powertrain and 6 speed manual? Are you saying you can drive the car and your wife at the same time?

[regfootball]

GTO powertrain and 6 speed manual?  Are you saying you can drive the car and your wife at the same time?

[post="19390"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

its been done, with an automatic.

[NOS2006]

Personally, I'd say an RV is best... But I have made out in the back and front seats of my car. With the seats all the way back, it's better in the front..

[capriceman]

the worst is a a corvette....... think about it* *(if your retarted you would no it has not back seat or the Shifter gets in the way.

[knightfan26917]

...get some in the car...

I'd like to just get some.

*sighs*

One of these days...hopefully.

Heh...4 of my 5 MCs have bench seats, so it's not like I don't have a "proper" car.....


Cort, "Mr MC" / "Mr Road Trip", 32swm/pig valve/pacemaker
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"I kept my heart hidden" ... Bryan White ... 'So Much For Pretending'

[HarleyEarl]

Knightfan...it will happen. Just be patient.



I was thinking that one of those '50s cars with tissue dispensers would be good for sex. 'Honey, we made messy on the seats!....no problem dear, (out flips the chrome tissue holder)...here's some Kleenex....I love youuuu!'

Edited September 25, 2005 by HarleyEarl

[Cory Wolfe]

Ya know... I bet one of those conversion Vans would be awesome. :P

[knightfan26917]

Knightfan...it will happen.  Just be patient.

*raises eyebrow in frustration*

Be patient? Heck, I'm 32 ... I ain't gettin' any younger...he he he.

But, yes, I know it'll happen someday....just, well, aye.

I was thinking that one of those '50s cars with tissue dispensers would be good for sex.  'Honey, we made messy on the seats!....no problem dear, (out flips the chrome tissue holder)...here's some Kleenex....I love youuuu!'

LOL! How cool would that be? He he he

[Carguy]

On the HOOD of a Jaguar E type. :D

[LosAngeles]

Ya know... I bet one of those conversion Vans would be awesome. :P

[post="19699"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

If I'm single around the time I can afford one, I'm building one....

Too bad full-size vans are seen as kidnapmobiles....

[ocnblu]

Who knows, some hot chicks might be turned on by being kidnapped by a dude like you, LA. I would get to know them first and plan the whole thing together, of course.

[LosAngeles]

A kinky abduction, eh? I wonder if S&M would have to come afterward or something..... I have to wonder what the hell newbies would think coming to this board right about now.....

[mute]

screw cars man, a one and a half person tent with a mattress and a sleeping bag, thats the way to go for sex but if i had to choose id pick a dodge magnum, low roffs actually work well, it makes sure you konw, were in a car, we shouldnt really be doing this, its exciting but i really like the hearse idea from before and matador= top notch good find Edited September 26, 2005 by mute

[Sixty8panther]

its been done, with an automatic.

[post="19427"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Awsome! :mellow: :huh: :blink: :o :lol: :P

[regfootball]

Awsome! :mellow:  :huh:  :blink:  :o  :lol:  :P

[post="20050"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

i think it was either my electra or my centry coupe we had sex in while driving. not for long, as its dangerous. hard to drive when she is riding you..mind you, that was YEARS ago.

the front bench of the electra was big enough to perform a certain numerical action to each other in, the night of my sisters wedding. what else were we supposed to do during the wedding dance?

in my tbird once, we parked at the top of a rural interstate off ramp and she crawled over the console and gearshifter, parked herself on top of the steering wheel/airbag cover and decided to hump the crap out of me. Tilt wheel has never come in so handy! Edited September 26, 2005 by regfootball

[LosAngeles]

i think it was either my electra or my centry coupe we had sex in while driving.  not for long, as its dangerous.  hard to drive when she is riding you..mind you, that was YEARS ago.

[post="20055"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Must have just came from watching White Men Can't Jump in the theatre....

[Satty]

The LeSabre works pretty well. The Prius, not so much.....

[ocnblu]

Yeah, Prius = total turnoff, and not just at stoplights.

[daves87rs]

My cars...not so good....

[Enzora]

I'm always a little disturbed when someone necros a thread with a title like this and I see that I have responded but I have no recollection of doing so.

But upon further investigation, I stand by my assertion. Caravan for me.

[ocnblu]

Gawd, I just remembered one night in the parking lot of a Baltimore gay bar. It was the early 90's, and I think it was a Dodge Shadow. Can you say BEER GOGGLES?

[Satty]

OMG!!!!! Thats was probably the only Dodge Shadow driver to ever get laid.

[FAPTurbo]

OMG!!!!! Thats was probably the only Dodge Shadow driver to ever get laid.

LOL

[daves87rs]

OMG!!!!! Thats was probably the only Dodge Shadow driver to ever get laid.

[Sixty8panther]

modern: 1990s B-body estate (Minivans = abstinence)

Trucks re a no-brainer... Burban with deep tint.

Old school: ANY full size boat... my B-59's Wiiiiiiiide front and BACK seat works well.

Julie and I had a few fun outings in the old graphite/burgundy '87 Cadillac
Fleetwood Brougham last year.

[Oracle of Delphi]

I always preferred the hood of a Volvo. (View at your on risk!)

http://xs231.xs.to/xs231/08401/wash-me439.jpg

[Cory Wolfe]

OMG!!!!! Thats was probably the only Dodge Shadow driver to ever get laid.

Well, I can say that Millenias work well enough, as do Cutlass's. *nods* I never did figure out how a Grand Am was... The Jetta is still in question thus far, as well.

[Lamar]

I always preferred the hood of a Volvo. (View at your on risk!)

http://xs231.xs.to/xs231/08401/wash-me439.jpg

Srsly now?

[Camino LS6]

An El Camino, of course!

[Intrepidation]

No love for the Shadows

Some Plymouth Voyagers had a fold-out bed option. That = win.

[frogger]

Its been a long time for me since car based encounters.. Suzuki Samurai and Volkswagen Rabbit (late 70's/early 80's version) are the only once I'm "experienced" in, maybe that is why I've not tried again since.

[cletus8269]

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Edited September 30, 2008 by cletus8269

[balthazar]

Old school: ANY full size boat... my B-59's Wiiiiiiiide front and BACK seat works well.

[capriceman]

The Sun Deck of a boat is pretty cool.....

I always wanted to try it in a plane but i think its illegal and dangerous

[daves87rs]

Boat....

[daves87rs]

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[Hudson]

dunno about the ultimate sex vehicle, but my buick is the ultimate blow job vehicle! BENCH SEAT BABY!!!!

lol

I'll do you one better. My Dodge Aries had a bench seat up front...and they were vinyl for easy cleanup.

[the_yellow_dart]

Ewwww easy cleanup brings images of somebody needing to use a hose. *pukes*

ps. I've known another Dodge Shadow owner who got laid in it... but that's because she's female.

As my friend so eloquently put it, "All women have to do to get laid is not say No!"

[Drew Dowdell]

The Sun Deck of a boat is pretty cool.....

my parent have a 50 foot cruiser that sleeps 6....

[capriceman]

I'm not a fan of massive group orgies but, whatever floats your boat.

[regfootball]

still no doggie in the aztek yet.... GRRRRR

[capriceman]

dude how old are you? I don't know if your aware of this but there is better things than sex. From reading this thread you sound like you have an issue and its all you constantly think about. its like your stuck at 18 or something.

[Hudson]

dude how old are you? I don't know if your aware of this but there is better things than sex. From reading this thread you sound like you have an issue and its all you constantly think about. its like your stuck at 18 or something.

Dude...most of us were 18 at one time...and the rest WILL BE!

[CARBIZ]

dude how old are you? I don't know if your aware of this but there is better things than sex. From reading this thread you sound like you have an issue and its all you constantly think about. its like your stuck at 18 or something.

Edited September 30, 2008 by CARBIZ

[regfootball]

some folks are prude little prissies what can you say

[gm4life]

The front seat of a 1981 Olds 98 worked well for me. It was when I was going out with the wife and my '77 Bonneville wouldn't cut it and I wanted to impress her. That old Olds had Olds style mags and a 350 it was a hell'uva car. Edited October 1, 2008 by gm4life

[capriceman]

I didn't mean for it to come out like that.

Maybe its because I'm an adrenaline junkie or something but I get more joy out of Sking, drifting, racing the boat, flying, some roller coasters, rock climbing, and Above all skydiving. Even more so with HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) jumps. I swear your heart hits over 200 BPM before you pull the rip cord.

anyway

what about the old dodge 1000 shaggin wagons. with the shagg carpeting and all

[Satty]

The back seat of whatever NOS' mom drives.