What is the Best Car for Having Sex?

[HarleyEarl]

Is there a car that is condusive to having good meaningful sex?....past or present. What would be your top car for sex or what would be right at the bottom? Edited September 22, 2005 by HarleyEarl

[Enzora]

Dodge Caravan. with those fold-flat rear seats, you could make a complete love nest in the back of one. B) Or an older car. I always did admire the size of the back seats in old muscle cars.

[mute]

i have the dodge grand caravan 97' . . . you can fit a double bed mattress in the back while the seats are down without any squeezing. an old love bug all the way . .

[Paolino]

I still have yet to figure out how I did it in a 1987 Sundance in the front seats... and I'm 6'3"!

[HarleyEarl]

I heard these Nashes actually had a folding out bed option.

[zoomtm]

park avenue..its like a living room on wheels :)

[Chris_Doane]

I still have yet to figure out how I did it in a 1987 Sundance in the front seats... and I'm 6'3"!

[post="18049"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Zoinks! Your flexibility is impressive. Were you on top or bottom? LOLOL :lol:




(dont answer that) Edited September 22, 2005 by CD/BP

[zoomtm]

HAHAHA good one! probaly _ _ _ _ _ _ though!

[CARBIZ]

Paolino, we have way too much in common. I had a 1987 Dodge Shadow ES that I bought new and my (then) boyfriend was 5'2" to my 6'2". We managed the front seat many times (stick shift and all!) Then again, he was an Ontario gymnastics champion at the time! Anyway, nothing could beat my '91 Caprice wagon! I had the windows dark tinted and a 3" foam mattress rolled up at the ready. Came in handy when I'd drank too much and had to pass out in the back, or whatever. It had 7' of space with the seats folded down and little flip out windows in the back to let in some air when things got too hot and steamy.

[Satty]

Well, my '87 Dakota with a camper shell and an air mattress wasn't too bad. Girlfriend got a mild concussion once, but it wasn't too bad.

[Mike The Canadian]

dunno about the ultimate sex vehicle, but my buick is the ultimate blow job vehicle! BENCH SEAT BABY!!!! lol

[Paolino]

Zoinks! Your flexibility is impressive. Were you on top or bottom? LOLOL  :lol:
(dont answer that)

[post="18062"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

At the time, well, catcher.

[LosAngeles]

I've shagged up chicks in every car I've had from the back of the Integra to rented Corollas. The best type of car IMO is a full-size with bench seats front and rear....great datemobile. Makes me mad the LeMans can't move and that I have to sell it, because that was ideal for intercourse and especuially other things.

[Paolino]

Paolino, we have way too much in common.  I had a 1987 Dodge Shadow ES that I bought new and my (then) boyfriend was 5'2" to my 6'2".  We managed the front seat many times (stick shift and all!) Then again, he was an Ontario gymnastics champion at the time!
  Anyway, nothing could beat my '91 Caprice wagon!  I had the windows dark tinted and a 3" foam mattress rolled up at the ready.  Came in handy when I'd drank too much and had to pass out in the back, or whatever.  It had 7' of space with the seats folded down and little flip out windows in the back to let in some air when things got too hot and steamy.

[post="18067"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

You know what was annoying though? His butt kept honking the horn LOL

[Chris_Doane]

At the time, well, catcher.

[post="18097"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

You know what was annoying though?  His butt kept honking the horn LOL

[post="18100"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

LOOOL...Wow. Just wow.

[razoredge]

Harley your a sicko. Worst 74 Camaro back seat, was my buddies car and he and his girlfriend were in the front, me and my sweet, sweet Joanie were in de back and that tiny cramped area never stopped me from anything. Ah what wonerful memorys. Best - Well Harley your one of our Trivia men as well as a bit of a American Motors man. Can you tell me what was so awsome about the front seats in a 1974 Matador 2dr. ? Ah yea, that was my sweet sweet Joanie too. Wonder hows shes doing ? Awsome girl + friend, I will always miss and think of her. Thanks for the memories !

[Drew Dowdell]

Back seat of an 85 toronado isn't so bad. Quite roomy in fact.

[nyscene911]

I did it once in a third gen Camaro...Don't know how I worked that one out. I'd say a conversion van with the folding rear bench that turned into a bed. And it had shades on teh windows--that'd be great.

[Cory Wolfe]

Come on... No one mentioned the Aztek?!?!?!? I mean... with the tent, the sound sytem, the cooler, and the mattress... It's perfect! :D Never done it in a car... lol. :lol: So, please inform me how a 95 GA is... :P Fields work fine, though.

[Satty]

:lol: So, please inform me how a 95 GA is... :P

[post="18140"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Depends, how large is your cousin?

You so knew that was coming.

[Cory Wolfe]

Which one? Jen or Josh? :lol: Wait... We are all 5'6". :D

[Satty]

Latitude, not longitude

[Sixty8panther]

The worst EVER:






The BEST ever:








Here in Mass. there's a big tourist economy in Salem around Halloween because of all the witch museums, the House of the Seven Gables, Magic shops, Haunted Houses and ghost societies... one of the cool things to do is to rent a Herase for a tour of the town on or around halloween night. Some goths rent them so they can have crazy kinky sex in them. I'm the kind of freak that would do it given the opportunity. Never have m but I've thought about it. There's also a company in Sydney Australia that does tours about the town in classic Cadillac Hearses.

Someday I'd love to own a Caddy Hearse. :)

[Satty]

Ok, so a hearse would be easy to have sex in, but I would be creeped out beyond belief. First of all, the thought of having sex on a spot where dozens of dead bodies have laid in wodden coffins, creepy. Secondly, having sex with a woman who wants to have sex in a hearse, a little strange. Thirdly, having sex with a woman who wants to have sex in hearse and has access to one, I'm running. There are a lot of places I will have sex, but not in a hearse. Or in a hammock when alcohol is involved, it gets ugly. Station wagon would be fine, SUV, ok, mini/full size van, sure. But I dont think I could in a hearse, or an ambulance, or a coroner's van. I probably could in a police car if I had the opportunity.

[razoredge]

No way Dude ! My Mom died when I was 12. For decades I would always look away from a hearse. I did not return to that Cemetary until Dad died, now I go there and take care of their grave site. Both of my mothers parents are on one side and mine on the other. Im OK with it now but I aint never gonna have sex in a hearse. I will never ride in one either unless thats what they take me from the morgue to the fire in. I hate that death and dead body ritual. Yep I got a bad early implant. I hate horror movies too. Its no joke to me.

[Sixty8panther]

Sorry Razor, I did not mean to be insensitive. I've got a few weird fetishes most of which stem from dating a TRUE Goth chick in High School. We used ot go for long walks in the cemetary and she'd say that it was nice to keep the spirits company. I would not do it out of disrespect or some kind of necrophiliac urge. ] finally stops digging grave [

[Flybrian]

Okay, the past few posts are just fucked up and can be kept to yourself. Mental case...

[razoredge]

Sorry Razor, I did not mean to be insensitive.

I've got a few weird fetishes most of which stem from dating a TRUE Goth chick in High School. We used ot go for long walks in the cemetary and she'd say that it was nice to keep the spirits company.

I would not do it out of disrespect or some kind of necrophiliac urge.

] finally stops digging grave [

[post="18221"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Not that at all Sylv, just telling you the effect Hearse's have had on me and why. Im fine now and walk that old hometown cemetary when I visit and remember all those people that were around when I was a boy, I brush the grass clippings off the stones for them and smile, there were my big people when I was young. :) I think we humble as we age.........
but I's still ain'st a gonna have me no sex of no kind what so ever in no hearse. B) Im not in that big of a hurry to get to the viagra point :P that might just do it Im afraid. :lol:

[Robert Hall]

Best---girlfriend's dad's '86 Caprice Estate wagon (very roomy) in high school... Worst-- Mustang GT in college...the console, parking brake, and shifter all get in the way.. I'll admit, though, I haven't done it a car in many years....my g/f and I prefer getting busy at home or in a hotel... \ \.

[Chris_Doane]

Okay, the past few posts are just fucked up and can be kept to yourself.

Mental case...

[post="18225"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Uhoh....someone's on the rag.... :lol:

[Cadavillac]

I agree...the BEST ever.

4'x9' floor space in the back of my '69.



Here she is when I brough her home.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/phar...-M/rear34-1.jpg

After a wash job
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/phar...9M-M/washed.jpg

[Sixty8panther]

Cadavillac: You best not tell me where you live cause I'll come steal that beautiful copper colored Caddy in the middle of the night. :P Love it. take good care of her.

[Nick]

unfortunately it would be virtually impossible to have sex in my car...e39's, while comfortable and very supportive in normal driving positions, would not be suited well for making love in...not even in the back seat...too much bolstering...

[Ian]

I never did anything on a front seat, but actually, the back seat of both my 1989 and 1992 Premiers were very roomy ond comfortable (Very) and the 1992 had tinted windows, so it makes things alot easier. But my ultimate vehicle is my mom's 2002 Grand Caravan, yes I did stuff in my mom's van, I had her van for a couple of weeks while my Premier was getting it's transmission fixed.... The Neon, well the backseat is roomy, but you have to move the front seats froward...

[Dsuupr]

When my wife and I where first married and where traveling around the US we used our Volvo 765 frequently. It worked perfectly both in the front seat and with the rear seats folded down.

[Mach5GTP]

As blackviper mentioned, the Aztek does seem to be a great choice for that sort of thing. While Lynne and I haven't tried it yet, I'm thinking a small bottle of wine in the console cooler, some Barry White on the CD player, satin sheets on the inflatable mattress, and somebody else watching our daughter. :wub: :omfg: :booyah:

I think my favorite car sex memory is in my GP, front seats. I was... uh, manually servicing my GF at the time, and her foot kept inching closer and closer to the door lock switch, which due to a quirk in the installation of an aftermarket alarm, would set off said alarm if it were to be actuated. We did manage to avoid attracting any attention that late night, in her friend's parents' driveway. :o Another fave, same girl, in the back seat of my ol' 78 Civic- yes, it's doable! (So was she- HEY-O!!)

[Drew Dowdell]

Don't let your last ride be your only ride in a Cadillac.

Free rides in the back of a Cadillac to a select few. :lol: :P :rolleyes: ^_^

[Mike D.]

Any large SUV or van would make a perfect "love wagon."

[the_yellow_dart]

My first car was a '91 Trans Sport with the individual bucket seats all around. I kept a blanket and pillows in the very back, and I could move all the seats up and out of the way, and have a flat space slightly smaller than a double bed... Very helpful when you and your girlfriend both live at home with conservative parents! :)

[HarleyEarl]

Harley your a sicko.

Worst 74 Camaro back seat, was my buddies car and he and his girlfriend were in the front, me and my sweet, sweet Joanie were in de back and that tiny cramped area never stopped me from anything. Ah what wonerful memorys.

Best - Well Harley your one of our Trivia men as well as a bit of a American Motors man. Can you tell me what was so awsome about the front seats in a 1974 Matador 2dr. ? Ah yea, that was my sweet sweet Joanie too. Wonder hows shes doing ? Awsome girl + friend, I will always miss and think of her.

Thanks for the memories !

[post="18102"][/post]

Razor, you got me, about the Matador front seats.....you got me so curious. What was unique about them? Did they swivel?...recline?.....electric massager?lol.
Edited September 22, 2005 by HarleyEarl

[Mach5GTP]

Okay, but can you see anyone picking up chicks in one of these?

[post="18588"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Sure, if you just want to drop them off at the airport en masse... :P

[mute]

ya know what yeah my friend has a limo and another a hearse as his "band wagon" great cars for sex in, not with them, i "borrowed" them for the night. . . . heh, but yah love the hearses and i just realized today after walking into a room at school that every time i walk into a room thats usually locked but about once or twice a year its opened i think, this is a room that should be having sex in right now cuz i only get two chances a year for it and noone will expect it to be opened . . . weird i just do . . . but i have the master key for my school so its straight

[HarleyEarl]

GMI......I like your understatement. You make backseat sex kind of classy. :)

[Sixty8panther]

Hey WildManJoe... why don't you give me a ride in your Dodge Sprinter and show me what it is that makes you so WILD!?


Edited September 23, 2005 by Sixty8panther

[ocnblu]

Damn you Sixty8! I nutted all over the ceiling when I saw that pic!

[razoredge]

Razor, you got me, about the Matador front seats.....you got me so curious.  What was unique about them?  Did they swivel?...recline?.....electric massager?lol.

[post="18562"][/post]

I dont know as though its unique to the cars but it was awsome. THe front split bench was a 50/50 without fold down arm rests. In other words it was litterly a split bench seat. THen both backs reclined nearly perfectly flat without the bad alignment at the hinge point that todays split benches have.

I do like my armrests however, I was thinking of making some sort of quick disconnect for the one in the Regency, still there would be that space in the middle and that area where the back meets the bottom does not fold flush. However most importantly is, my wife would question why I was building such a thing :lol:

[HarleyEarl]

Razoredge, very interesting bench seat in the Matador. Yes, be careful with those building projects in the garage;)

[regfootball]

Come on... No one mentioned the Aztek?!?!?!? I mean... with the tent, the sound sytem, the cooler, and the mattress... It's perfect! :D

Never done it in a car... lol. :lol: So, please inform me how a 95 GA is... :P

Fields work fine, though.

[post="18140"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Haven't FKD the wife in the Aztek yet, although I have thought about it. the fold down rear seats would be great for her to bend over onto. Plenty of headroom for the rest to occur, with the hatch closed!

As for my 95 Tbird (that console is bitch to get over) and our Omni, my 77 century, 77 Electra, let's see, did i screw her in one of our Chevettes too? I don't think I screwed her in the black SHO but i do think I nailed her in the v8 SHO...no wait, maybe I didn't. Edited September 23, 2005 by regfootball

[ocnblu]

The '74 Matador is a cool car. Has anyone ever seen one without bumpers? Interesting, attractive alternative to a GM A body.

[HarleyEarl]

I have never seen the Matador without those bumpers. It really is a great design, only marred by the regulation bumpers. I have always liked it.

Here were some planned Matador variations before AMC went under....I think they would all be sex worthy: