The most honest car dealer commercial ever

[Flybrian]

[FAPTurbo]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Man, I'd so NOT be paying a down payment if I went there. :AH-HA_wink:

[ocnblu]

The commercial, hilarious, but I find it a bit disturbing that the cars and trucks therein are GMs, especially when they talk about them breaking down.

[AxelTheRed]

"This event ends the minute after you write us a check...and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherf*cker!"

:rotflmao:

[!!!TED!!!]

Trivia: What car shown in the video was cancelled before it went on sale.

[FAPTurbo]

Trivia: What car shown in the video was cancelled before it went on sale.

225833[/snapback]

Is it that red convertable on the 35 second mark?

[Satty]

Trivia: What car shown in the video was cancelled before it went on sale.

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The thing that looked a lot like a Beretta convertible?

[knightfan26917]

LOL!

Hmmm...they'll f&*k my wife? Well, I'd have to have one first, now wouldn't I?

And, that Beretta convertible would be my guess for the trivia Q.....

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"How could I be so blind?" ... Charly McClain ... 'Who's Cheating Who'

[MyerShift]

I would certainly hope something like that could only be a spoof and nothing more. Ugh. Something from the mind of a really immature 16 year old I'm sure.

[Intrepidation]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That was hilarious. I had tears in my eyes!

[C.H.U.D.]

"f@#k You, Baltimore!"

:rotflmao:

So funny!

Edit: Probably NSFW, though.

Edited December 10, 2006 by C.H.U.D.

[ocnblu]

The thing of it is, that voice is very familiar. When I lived in Maryland, that voice and that theme music was all over the TV selling cars, or at least something eerily close to it. Edited December 10, 2006 by ocnblu

[loki]

great!

[Drew Dowdell]

What's with all the FWD Buicks in the snow?

[DetroitNut90]

The thing of it is, that voice is very familiar.  When I lived in Maryland, that voice and that theme music was all over the TV selling cars, or at least something eerily close to it.

225884[/snapback]

I know what you mean...reminds me of the guy on the commercials on WBAL 11 advertising for random dealers.

[!!!TED!!!]

The thing that looked a lot like a Beretta convertible?

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Yes. Thats the answer.

[Sixty8panther]

Yeah it's a classic and it is wicked funny.... esp. the

whole "bring your wife, we'll fu** her too!" but I

too always crine at the B-body being portrayed in

a bad light. I know it's a joke but any kind of hate

towards the B-body makes me irritable.

[occupant]

The thing is, I'm saving up to start my own used car lot. And my advertising will be much along those lines...

Cash *bleep*ing Money Auto Sales! Fat guys making fat deals! Nobody beats our prices because nobody sells cars that suck this bad! Good credit? No problem, we offer zero percent interest financing when you pay cash in full! Bad credit? No problem, we don't even offer payment programs for broke-*bleep* punks like you! Absolutely sucking credit, like it was rode hard and put away wet and dripping with liens and collections? We'll offer you a running car on a no down payment plan! We simply hand you back the keys to your trade-in and tell you to get lost! Do you need a warranty to protect your new investment? Give us a dollar! Just one dollar buys you a warranty good for 30 seconds or 30 feet, whichever comes first! 100% satisfaction guaranteed! Because if you're not satisfied, we don't care, because the guarantee is for US! Do you have a job? Do you have six months of residency in our local broadcast area? Have you been at your job for at least six months? Do you have six hundred and forty five references? Great! We'll put you into a car no matter what kind of *bleep* has hit your fan. Because here at CFM Auto Sales, we only take cash *bleep*ing money!