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[Flybrian]

WENGER UNVEILS 100 YEARS OF INNOVATION IN ONE KNIFE

All Implements Produced by Wenger Showcased in World's Largest Swiss Army Knife

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Basel, Switzerland - Wenger-the maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife- unveiled its latest and largest innovation, the Giant Collector's Knife. After successfully introducing the revolutionary EVOlution Swiss Army Knife in 2005 and the "S" series locking blades in 2006, Wenger poured 100 years of craftsmanship into the Giant Collector's Knife. This unique piece contains all 85 tools currently produced by Wenger which can be used in over 100 functions.

The Giant Collector's Knife features a wide range of Wenger tools including seven blades, three types of pliers, and seemingly countless screwdrivers, saws, wrenches, and other tools. Additionally, some of the more unique implements included are a bicycle chain rivet setter, signal whistle, cigar-cutting scissors, laser pointer, tire-tread gauge, and the requisite toothpick, tweezers, and key ring. This knife weighs two pounds and eleven ounces, measures slightly under 9" wide, and features Wenger's revolutionary EVO ergonomic handles for easier gripping and control.

"This is not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest, or most efficient tools with which to going backpacking. It is however, getting a lot of attention and is the best platform for showcasing our product capabilities," said Dennis Piretra, Director of Marketing for Wenger NA. "The most often asked question is about whether or not we have a pouch for it. Our answer is simple. You don't need a pouch, the knife has a key ring."

"This knife is a compliation not only of Wenger's entire family of tools but Wenger's history," added Piretra. "100 years of quality craftsmanship is compiled in this collector's item and is a testament to Wenger's ingenuity and creativity while still upholding the Wenger's Swiss made quality of excellence."

Below is a full list of all 85 implements. This special edition knife must be individually ordered through Wenger, NA and has an MSRP of $1,200.00. Each Genuine Swiss Army Knife is designed and crafted to hold true to Wenger's commitment of excellence and features a lifetime warranty as proof of their dedication to quality manufacturing.

• 1 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
• 2 Nail file, nail cleaner
• 3 Corkscrew
• 4 Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
• 5 Removable screwdriver bit adapter
• 6 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
• 7 Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
• 8 Removable screwdriver bit holder
• 9 Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
• 10 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
• 11 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
• 12 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
• 13 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
• 14 Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
• 15 Magnetized recessed bit holder
• 16 Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
• 17 Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
• 18 Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
• 19 Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
• 20 Removable 10mm hexagonal key
• 21 Patented locking philips head screwdriver
• 22 Universal wrench
• 23 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
• 24 1.65" Clip point utility blade
• 25 Philips head screwdriver
• 26 2.5" Clip point blade
• 27 Golf club face cleaner
• 28 2.4" Round tip blade
• 29 Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
• 30 Golf shoe spike wrench
• 31 Golf divot repair tool
• 32 4mm allen wrench
• 33 2.5" blade
• 34 Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
• 35 Double-cut wood saw
• 36 Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
• 37 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
• 38 Watch caseback opening tool
• 39 Snap shackle
• 40 Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
• 41 Compass, straight edge, ruler \(in.\/cm\)
• 42 Telescopic pointer
• 43 Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
• 44 Shortix laboratory key
• 45 Micro tool holder
• 46 Micro tool adapter
• 47 Micro scraper - straight
• 48 Micro scraper - curved
• 49 Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
• 50 Metal saw, metal file
• 51 Flashlight
• 52 Micro tool holder
• 53 Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
• 54 Screwdriver 1.2mm
• 55 Screwdriver .8mm
• 56 Fine fork for watch spring bars
• 57 Reamer
• 58 Pin punch 1.2mm
• 59 Pin punch .8mm
• 60 Round needle file
• 61 Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
• 62 Removable tool holder
• 63 Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
• 64 Flat philips head screwdriver
• 65 Chisel-point reamer
• 66 Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
• 67 Extension tool
• 68 Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
• 69 Removable screwdriver bit holder
• 70 Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
• 71 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
• 72 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
• 73 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
• 74 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
• 75 Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
• 76 Magnetized recessed bit holder
• 77 Tire tread gauge
• 78 Fiber optic tool holder
• 79 Can opener
• 80 Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
• 81 Reamer
• 82 Toothpick
• 83 Tweezers
• 84 Key ring

Can't tell you how many times I need all those bolded things together at the same time.

[aaaantoine]

That would make an awesome projectile weapon when combined with a catapult.

[Intrepidation]

That would make an awesome projectile weapon when combined with a catapult.

211850[/snapback]

It's not really a "pocket knife" anymore unless your pockets are the size of a glovebox.

[Cory Wolfe]

That looks like something I'd have...

[Nick]

Awaiting tracking number for shipment...

[ocnblu]

I saw a little article on that in Popular Science magazine. That's funny as heck. But... a key ring? The weight of that thing would pull the ignition switch right out of the steering column.

[RichW5]

I heard the first knife was sold to Edward Scissorhands, but unfortunately, both he and the knife were confiscated by the TSA at LAX airport!