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Guest YellowJacket894
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I just know this one thing: no Congressional page wants Mark Foley to get motivational on their ass.

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*gag* 'blu doesn't want anything to do with the former member of congress from flo ree dahhh.

Nahman, no slugs making slimy love this time. However, I did discover a flattened, dried slug that had been crushed to death in my sliding door jamb downstairs.

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What if the entire universe as we know it, the Milky Way, the empty

depths of space & all the elements that consist thereof are nothing

but a microscopic bubble in the depths of an ocean greater than

the most sophisticated and ingenious mind can ever comprehend?

For all we know we're like the ants who were running around in the

grass above the beaches of Normandy in 1944 completely unaware

that there was a huge $h!tstorm about to go down right outside our

little patch of grass that we call our UNIVERSE. What if right now as

you read this the cure for cancer is being synthesized or perhaps a

nuclear bomb is being prepared by a rogue country that will

someday end your life... or mine? What if today is all we have? Or

better yet, what if by living your life like each day was your last it

actually gave you a serenity that the false "security" of living a

reserved and conservative lifestyle never could?

Edited by Sixty8panther
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Shhhhh..... eatin' aint cheatin'

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What if the mythical Area 51 wasnt in Nevada but in Colorado? ... you never just heard that.

What if I onwed 2 Caprices but you guys only know I own 1!

What if God smoked Cannibis?

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*gag*  'blu doesn't want anything to do with the former member of congress from flo ree dahhh.

Nahman, no slugs making slimy love this time.  However, I did discover a flattened, dried slug that had been crushed to death in my sliding door jamb downstairs.

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you better work on that gag reflex, blu. not a big hit with the guys, ya know DERE HEY

Guest YellowJacket894
Posted

We would have to help.

Then God would owe us a big old roll of Rolaids.

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