Facts about Mr. T

[mustang84]

I found these funny...

Facts about Mr. T

1. Every time a bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

2. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is

folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the

situation, he is always understood.

3. Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment that Norris

roundhouse-kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.

4. Twenty-three. That’s the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time

it has taken you to read this sentence.

5. Mr. T does not break wind. He destroys it.

6. Mr. T ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus … all the

caucasian people moved to the back.

7. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through

doors.

8. Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of

the concept of infinity.

9. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Mr. T is going

to walk.

10. Mr. T coined the phrase “I see dead people” after the wait staff at

Denny’s forgot his birthday.

11. Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show “Where Are They Now?” was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.

12. Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is afraid to shine on him.

13. Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

14. Mr. T once pitied the sun. The ice age followed.

15. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

16. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

17. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting

“pain.”

18. If there is a fool in the woods and nobody is around to hear his jibba

jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

19. It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

20. Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,” not as a contestant, but

as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been

invited back.

21. You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are that you will die there.

22. Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.

23. Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

24. Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Edited September 24, 2006 by mustang84

[Guest YellowJacket894]

Now watch these get abused like the Chuck Norris ones.

Someone should do Wilford Brimley next.

[the_yellow_dart]

23. Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze.

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[Paolino]

That is really funny

[ocnblu]

Should I have read this without Mr. T's permission? I feel like such a fool.

[ocnblu]

Somebody just tasted something bitter. Perhaps Hulk Hogan needs to eat more pineapple and parsley and less asparagus. Edited September 24, 2006 by ocnblu

[razoredge]

Sleuth has been running reruns of the A team..............Except for the wierd, funny guy I just dont get the show. I suppose young teenagers at the time got a kick out of it. Mr Ts part is nearly irrelevent, guess thats what some of the jokes are about. He says little. Did he do much else ?