Cars look really good when you're drunk

[Northstar]

So tonight I was walking back to my apartment/dorm with my friends and we were all drunk, and while we were walking I noticed how much better cars look when you're drunk. First, a '95 or so Camaro, which looked really low and sleek. I was like "holy $h! that Camaro looks awesome," then we went past a G6 coupe that looked freaking amazing. It looked like it was some super-sleek concept car or something.

Yeah, that's my rant for the night. I'm still "under the influence" right now, but I'm basically sober.

[Northstar]

I'm plenty sober right now, it's just that I'm not COMPLETELY sober. A an or so ago and I would have been making a fool of myself, but I don't think I've even mis-spelled a word until nwo.

[Sixty8panther]

I saw a wicked sexy little MILF in a G6-GT-coupe on Rt.95

today. She was blonde & not too skinny... so pretty much

exactly my taste. Somehow she made the G6 look a lot

more attractive.

[ocnblu]

Now see, that wouldn't have worked for me. If it had been a well-defined ex-Marine with a buzzcut and a goatee, under 5'8", driving the G6, it would have made all the difference...

[Sixty8panther]

How about if it was the stapler guy from Office Space?

[regfootball]

I saw a wicked sexy little MILF in a G6-GT-coupe on Rt.95

today. She was blonde & not too skinny... so pretty much

exactly my taste. Somehow she made the G6 look a lot

more attractive.

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there was a blond milf in a new g6 convertible last night.

she had her top down.

[Cory Wolfe]

Everything looks better when you're drunk.

[razoredge]

Blonds, G6C, MILF's, Camaros...................its all good, straight or all messed up.

[Satty]

Lots of people post drunk (some even used to run the site drunk) and I must say that Northie is one of the more coherent drunks. Just be careful Northie, its ok if you drink enough to make some borderline cars look good, but once fat chicks start looking hot, you need to back off the booze a bit.

[intrigued]

Heh, Welcome to college northstar. Just be careful to to ballance the drinking fun with grades and in general being responsible about how you go about it.

Also unless your a fairly experienced drinker, I don't assume you are since you have never posted drunk or about being drunk before, than you might not now the many different levels of drunk that one can accomplish, lol.

Here is my drunken states as a Junior in college

Drinks 1-8 Getting a very minor buzz, loosening up. Been at a bar once that had a breathalizer and tested myself 8 pints in, still under the legal limit. (though anything more than 2 drinks I dont drive no matter what to play it safe)

This is the stage I will normally go around and hit on girls if I want to, well, meet new people so to speak. If Im just partyig I play pong or ruit early as my game goes seriously downhill the more drunk I get.

Drinks 9-16 This is where I get silly, Normally I am a very nice guy but I often go into zinger mode here and will readily engage in battles of wit with friends or people im not so friendly with. if I had been previosuly pursing a conversation with a girl this is where I will likeley try and makeout with said girl and pursade her to leave with me if I want a one night stand, especially if ive been drinking wisky, as wisky dick sets in after another coupe of drinks. If I like the girl and would consider a relationship I'd hang out with here and curb my drinking so I dont make a fool of myself. By The end of this stage I have a lsight slur but am still rational if a little silly. If im just partying I, at this point, perfer to play flip cup as its a face paced game of lower skill requirment and a great deal of verbal sparring.

Drinks 16-21 This where I go from kinda drunk to deffinetly drunk. At this point unatractive girls start looking attractive, my slur increases, I say stuff that I think but dont always want known, nothing too important though, I KNOW that my vision is blurry. sillyness increases to micheavious.

Drinks 22-26 This is what my fridns call my retarded phase. I am off the wall (booze makes me hypers instead of tired like most people) I will start mischief without a doubt. Ive known to swear at people I truly despise in this state though there are only about 4 people in that catagory. MY speach is sometimes so bad its unrecognizable and if I am in conversations with a friend my mind wanders wildly often compromising any hope of a coherent conversation. Here is an example from the diner adter a night of drinking with one on my friends once. ( it was recorded)

Waiter: What will you have?

Me: Ill have gravy, and cheese and I have 500 meters left in the race...

(referring to crew)

Waiter and Friend: WTF?

Me: and I have to pull hard across the finish line, toast too.

Friend: Get gim a plain bagel and water.

Me: I wanted gravy and cheese on toast.

Friend: you cant even make sentances right now, eat your bagel.

Me: I am the sentance master.

I would say ive only gotten to this point about 10 times in since ive been at college. The hangover cant be terrible.

The last stage, only achieved twice, once at 29 drinks and once at 30.

One resulted in me pulling my pants down while sitting on a couch in my common room with roomates and pissing on the couch myself and floor with absolutley no recollection.

The other wa falling over while trying to piss in a toilet and passing out on the bathroom floor while I peed with my pants around my ankles. I hope to NEVER reach this tage again. Thank god ive never passes it as I might have put my life in danger. As it is i deffinetly had way to much to drink those nights in any event.

But if you make it to class, det the grades dont let your health decline, make sure to stay with your buddies and dont leave places alone you should enjoy college to the fulles. Oh yeah NVER DRINK AND DRIVE. Thats all that yound college kids need to know and 98 percent of the time ive followed these rules and done fine especially since I have never driven drunk, ever.

Can anyone tell I was bored at work today and needed a destraction?