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Satty Newbie

Satty

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Ok, so this conversation started at work towards the end of the day and continued over dinner and via text message through the night. Some friends and I were talking about ways to make already existing movies better, or at least more interesting. Some of my suggestions:

Chuck Norris as Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. He has a beard already.

Speaking of The Passion, wouldn't it have been a lot more interesting if M Night Shyamalan had written and directed it?

How about Mel Gibson directing Schindler's list or The Sound of Music?

There were more but those were the most amusing ones I can remember.

Flybrian Newbie

Flybrian

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Instead of John Rambo, Frankie Sparkles.

"God didn't make Frankie Sparkles, I made him!"

"This mission is over, Frankie Sparkles. Do you understand me? This mission is over!"

capriceman Newbie

capriceman

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Jhon Stamos in the up coming back to the Future 4

Guest YellowJacket894

Guest YellowJacket894

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Michael Moore directing "Super Size Me."

:huh:

z28luvr01 Newbie

z28luvr01

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How about replace every rice rocket in the Fast and Furious movies with an American classic or muscle car.

or maybe Gillbert Godfried replacing Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic.

or maybe BV gets a dye-job and stars in "Legally Blonde"

FAPTurbo Newbie

FAPTurbo

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Joe Pesci in ANY Hugh Grant film.

Me and a couple friends pissed off our high school's girl population with our written suggestions to FOX as to how the "O.C." should be changed...

Replacing the entire cast with...

Tom Cruise, Brice Willis, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Steve Buscemi, Will Farrell, and Van Halen with David Lee Roth...

It involves a lot of mayhem and due to it's awesomeness, TV's would explode within the first 10 seconds.

loki

loki

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anybody besides Ben Affleck in ANY movie.

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except in jay and silent bob strike back
z28luvr01 Newbie

z28luvr01

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Joe Pesci in ANY Hugh Grant film.

Me and a couple friends pissed off our high school's girl population with our written suggestions to FOX as to how the "O.C." should be changed...

Replacing the entire cast with...

Tom Cruise, Brice Willis, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Steve Buscemi, Will Farrell, and Van Halen with David Lee Roth...

It involves a lot of mayhem and due to it's awesomeness, TV's would explode within the first 10 seconds.

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Replace Tom Cruise with one of the talking chimps from the Man Show and you've got a winner. :thumbsup::lol:

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