Masturbate-a-thon?

[Paolino]

Okkkkkkkay...

So, this made news:

Woman stuck to toilet seat in mall:

Ouch!

and... Hundreds expected to attend a masturbate-a-thon:

Rub rub!

[daves87rs]

Ok then-moving on...

Scary...

*hides under bed*

[trinacriabob]

1.

I think most normal people would make a serious inspection of a toilet seat before using it. I like to use mine at home and try to use one elsewhere sparingly.

2.

How do you figure minutes lapsed and, if we're talking about the women, what about orgasms faked? Doesn't say anything about spectators...

[Croc]

I'd love to be you for 10 seconds Pauli just to see what it's like...

[Charger4U]

I'd love to be you for 10 seconds Pauli just to see what it's like...

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...to be a human?

[Paolino]

I'd love to be you for 10 seconds Pauli just to see what it's like...

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[Flybrian]

I'd love to be with you for 10 seconds Pauli just to see what it's like...

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I knew it.

[trinacriabob]

WAIT....

Where's Lauren?

We got our hands slapped for talking "la schwack", remember? And then she disappeared.

[Croc]

I knew it.

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dude ten seconds isnt enough time for that

you doofus.

[Chris_Doane]

I'd love to be you for 10 seconds Pauli just to see what it's like...

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Heh....

(Doesnt that guy look like "Ross the Intern" from Leno?)

Edited August 5, 2006 by CD/BP

[Croc]

lol

[bobo]

Regarding the toilet seat, aren't there always the disposable toilet seat thingies?

For the masturbate-a-thon you're supposed to get friends and family to sponsor you. The longer you whack off, the more they pay.

[Cory Wolfe]

The longer you whack off, the more they pay.

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I would totally win!!!!

[Satty]

I'd only make like $0.07

[ocnblu]

"Help! I'm stuck to the toilet seat!" (everyone runs out of the restroom) (sound of crickets) "Help! I'm stuck to the toilet seat!"

Imagine having an audio tape of the wankathon...

"Oh my God!"

"AHHHH!!!"

"Oh $h!, here it comes!"

"I need goggles!"

"Will someone please wipe down the ceiling?"

[trinacriabob]

[b"Will someone please wipe down the ceiling?"

                        [/b]  

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You've got this thing for the ceiling. Let's get real now.

[sciguy_0504]

I don't know if I could do a masturbate-a-thon. Don't they happen all the time at these masturbation parties/clubs? Then again, with British guys and girls, I'm there.

[ShadowDog]

The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged...but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

About face?! Well, I never... Church groups may finally be growing into the 18th Century by accepting self-gratification as a form of abstinence!

Think of how much money they could have raised in the Catholic Church if they'd rounded up all those pedophile-priests for a marathon!

[ocnblu]

CB, it's called exaggeration for (supposed) comedic effect. I guess it's not woikin', cuz you ain't laughin'!

Besides, our boy reg has me beat in that category, at least I think so. :AH-HA_wink:

Edited August 5, 2006 by ocnblu

[FAPTurbo]

Why do I get the feeling that NO woman s going to show up to this?... I know it'll be a total sausage fest.

[mustang84]

I've shopped at the Mall of the Bluffs dozens of times before! I think I have an idea which restroom it was too. Probably some punks from IWAC that did it!

[Satty]

I think the Buick LaCrosse should be the official car of the Masturbat-A-Thon.

[ocnblu]

"And Tiger Woods emerges from the official car in a full body condom..."

[Carguy]

My only question!----------WAS SHE HOT?

[Sixty8panther]

Why do I get the feeling that NO woman s going to show up to this?... I know it'll be a total sausage fest.

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Agreed... or the ones that do come have such bizzare personality traits

that you DO NOT want to hook up with them for fear of getting fed into

a wood chipper. Werid Gee-Bees.

[capriceman]

hmm writes in note book of pranks... glue on toliet seat... thats under putting un activated "antitheft" bars in freineds jacket so every store he walks into he gets stripped searched.

[Satty]

<b>"And Tiger Woods emerges from the official car in a full body condom..."</b>

4 years later and we now know why Tiger had that condom...

[daves87rs]

4 years later and we now know why Tiger had that condom...

[trinacriabob]

...we seem to be "recycling" threads lately...let's talk about food instead...I was checking out buffet ratings for Las Vegas over Memorial Day weekend...