Yet, another ditzy 911 story...

[ShadowDog]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13862689/

Woman allegedly called 911 for ‘cutie’ deputy

ALOHA, Ore. - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.

The Associated Press.

[Halo]

Dude, thats both sad and stupid. "Hello? 911? Yeah, i need a boyfreind, can you send me one?"

[ocnblu]

She probably had some sort of orgasm when he slapped the cuffs on her.

[zhawk]

She probably had some sort of orgasm when he slapped the cuffs on her.

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Probably, "oh officer, tighter"

Now, this woman probably has no clue why what she did was wrong and will probably file some kind of lawsuit.

[Sixty8panther]

Wow, if loosers & desperate people are graded on a scale

everyone including Vanilla Ice & Dr. Phill just moved up

a notch after this woman was arrested. Not sure how

much jail time is in order?

[FAPTurbo]

Wow, if loosers & desperate people are graded on a scale

everyone including Vanilla Ice & Dr. Phill  just moved up

a notch after this woman was arrested. Not sure how

much jail time is in order?

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I doubt she'll get jail. Maybe the judge will even knock down her fine, and just tell her it's less of an inconvenience for the 911 operators if she just visited the local firehall...

[ocnblu]

"Hose me down, boys! I'm burnin' up!" :AH-HA_wink:

[aaaantoine]

It's obviously an emergency.

Her biological clock is ticking and she needs to get laid.

[regfootball]

me no touch this topic....LOL

[sciguy_0504]

I want to see a photo of this cop...

He's probably dying of laughter.

[ShadowDog]

"Ma'am, you're under arrest."

"What?! Just what the heck for, sugahpiiiie?"

"For impersonating an attractive woman."

"Well, well, well, hunnybuuuns. How'd I do?"

"You're going to need a good lawyer."

"Oh poo! How's about I, uh, make it UP to you, officer?"

"Save it for the judge ma'am. You're gonna need all the help you can get."

[Satty]

"Sir, you're under arrest."

"What?!  Just what the heck for, sugahpiiiie?"

"For stealing my heart."

"Well, well, well, Joshiepoo.  How'd I do?"

"I'm going to have to have to arrest you, then strip search you."

"Oh poo!  How's about I, uh, make it UP to you, officer?"

"Save it for the bedroom."

I changed it so it is no longer edited to protect the names of the people who actually had this conversation, Josh and Harry.

[Satty]

I wont say a thing about her. Haven't found a pic of the cop.

[ocnblu]

Well, keep looking! We gotta see the "cutie pie"! :AH-HA_wink:

[Sixty8panther]

Tatoos on the neck on a girl = Super Skanky.

[sciguy_0504]

Tatoos on the neck on a girl = Super Skanky.

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Oh yeah.

Edit: I found him.

Someone need to blow him up. Me no how.

Edited July 16, 2006 by sciguy_0504

[Flybrian]

Oh yeah.

Edit:  I found him.

Someone need to blow him..

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[ocnblu]

Is this a picture she took of him? Otherwise, why is he protecting his stuff? Edited July 16, 2006 by ocnblu

[Sixty8panther]

Geeez O.B. the kevlar vest stops at the waist, I'd be covering

my family jewels too if I didn't wear my titanium cup that day.