Cheesy movies...

[Sixty8panther]

So the other day while bored but stuck at home in the rain I found this

horrible flick "Snake Eater" on OnDemand. I watched it (unfortunately)

and I can honestly say it's one of the cheesiest movies of all time.

Absolutely horrible like a bad train wreck: it's terrible but you can't

look away. It stars that great acting ledgend Lorenzo Lama(s) & some

dude who looks like a stunt double for Kenny Rodgers. (or Will Sasso

as K.R. on MadTV)

To make matters worse I just found out there's a made for TV Miami

Vice movie hitting theatres soon, Jamie Foxx is not even a bad actor,

in silly comedies but not in a M.V. remake.

Miami Vice is two things: a white 1985? Testarossa (with the F12) &

Don Johnson. He's still alive for Christ's sake, remaking a 1930s

movie or a show from the 1960s is bad enough but this is getting

pretty damn reee-diculous.

Edited July 12, 2006 by Sixty8panther

[the_yellow_dart]

What's next? A MacGyver movie?

[Sixty8panther]

Thanks Y.D., you just spoke the words on the Internet which

means it's now inevitable.

[ocnblu]

I'd love to see a movie where Mr. Rogers goes on a rampage in the Neighborhood because someone made fun of his cardigan collection or something.

[Sixty8panther]

How about we find out about erotic asphyxiation and the proper

way to solicit a crack whore in a made for TV Sesame Street

movie, the Count can explain the dangers of sucking blood with

today's era of HIV & Mr. Snufalupagus talks about the many

fasceted risks of huffing Cheese Whip.

[capriceman]

I actuly enjoyed MacGyver. Seriously.

Bt a another cheasy movie is called Airport from the 70's.

[Sixty8panther]

MacGyver was a fun show... Airport was a cheesy movie but it

was supposed to be a cheesy movie, but this Snake Eater was

attempting to be serious, in a really sad stupid way.

[the_yellow_dart]

MacGyver was good - as an 80's TV show. However, it should NOT come back. In any form.

[zhawk]

Did anyone ever notice that in the first Stargate SG1 episode, they mentioned having problems with the Stargate and had to 'MacGyver it?"

I do agree that Airport (and its sequels) were cheesy but they did eventually lead that classic, AIRPLANE!

[76ChevyTrucker]

Yeah, me and the wife both like Stargate SG1, although I don't like it as much now that they've changed casts.

[GMTruckGuy74]

My nomination for chessiest movie: The Pirate Movie (1982), starring Khristy McNichol, Christopher Atkins and Ted Hamilton.

I have to say though I saw this movie when it was NEW back in '82 (I had to be 7 years old at the time) and loved it ever since. Cheesy? Sure. Waste of a good 98 minutes? Depends. But I found it on eBay about 5 years ago (VHS) and watch every so often. Now it's on DVD if you too loved this cheesy movie or if you want to love it!!!

[ocnblu]

Uh... I guess the graphic artists couldn't tell who was who? Hey... Christopher's on the left... duh.

He was such a beautiful guy then, I wonder what he looks like now. And Kristy... cute, but she couldn't hide her inner lesbian for long. I wonder where she is now.

[GMTruckGuy74]

Well Ocn, just for you (since you were the only one to reply about my cheesy movie nomination!):

(that pic is from this past May, according to IMDB.com)

Doesn't seem as time has been kind to Christopher! As for Khristy, it seems as if she did some voice-over work in '97 & '98 and then disappeared from Hollywood all together. I'm curious where she's at too.

Edited July 14, 2006 by GMTruckGuy74

[Sixty8panther]

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