Sage advice

[the_yellow_dart]

You don't always have to f*ck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smooches too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please

Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

I'm gonna f*ck you.. softly

I'm gonna screw you.. gently

I'm gonna hump you.. sweetly

I'm gonna ball you.. discreetly

And then you say 'hey I brought you flowers'

And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me?

Thats f*cking teamwork!

Whats your favourite posish?

Thats cool with me, its not my favourite but I'll do it for you

Whats your you favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly

And then I'll f*cking bawl you completely

but then.. I'm gonna f*ck you hard.

Tenacious D - F*ck her gently

Always cracks me up. Jack Black is hilarious.

Edited July 5, 2006 by the_yellow_dart

[daves87rs]

interesting...

[Sixty8panther]

Jack Black?

Is this from "School of Rock"?, I still have not seen it.

[the_yellow_dart]

No. Jack Black has a band called Tenacious D. His sense of humour for his music is very much the same as his movies.

[Guest YellowJacket894]

No. Jack Black has a band called Tenacious D. His sense of humour for his music is very much the same as his movies.

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So that explains his appearance in King Kong!

...

But, anyway, Black is a funny dude. That is true.

[trinacriabob]

That's pretty intense. You could have avoided all the &^%* by pretending you were Filipino. They "puck," you know.

"Don't spill Prench pries in my Pirebird or I'll make lipe bery painpul por you."

Say that 3x real fast.