My Eyes Are Sluts

[Cory Wolfe]

Okay... for the few of those to even notice my lack of existance here over the weekend... I went camping at Deer Meadows in Cooks Forest. Got to try out my new tent and sleeping bag. It was the first time in a few years since camping there. Nothing has really changed except where and how I camped. And how much it cost. My aunt and uncle have a permanent camp site up there, so it was nice. The price, too. Only $3 a night to visit. I only paid for two nights, though. I'm a sneaky lil' bastard. Haha...

Anyways, yeah... My eyes are total sluts. Hot and cute guys were eeeeevvveerywhere. They loved it... having candy to look at in every direction and all times. My, my, my... a few guys caught on that I was endlessly staring at them. I just... noticed. They never said anything, though. I did end up hanging out with a super cute boy the whole time. I say boy because he was good three years younger than me. Sad that he, like many, was taller than me. He was alright, though. Had fun. The others... I just got to look at them. Haha... T'was awesome, I must say. From the temperatures and the nature of camping... shirtless was in. And no, not just for the swimming pool. I was in gay 17 y/o guy heaven. It exists, unbelievably.

But I knew getting another tent for the first time in a year or two was a good idea. I need to do this much more often now. Camping > C&G. Yay... I think I am finally get myself a life.

[ocnblu]

I love it. Right now I am thinking of driving the 2 hours to Lehighton and paying the 8 bucks for a day pass tomorrow morning.

Glad you had fun, Vipes.

[Cory Wolfe]

Still not to Brookville, I see... What's wrong with me that you won't visit me?

[ocnblu]

Hmmm... Mapquest says it's 208 miles to Brookville from here. That's a 4 hour drive, bud. That would be a total of at least 8 hours driving, round trip.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, Viper.

[Guest Josh]

Plus he's like 30 vipes and you're like 17....c'mon are you trying to put him on dateline nbc's predators show lol

[Flybrian]

Plus he's like 30 vipes and you're like 17....c'mon are you trying to put him on dateline nbc's predators show lol

Remember the guy who just strips and then sits there eating cookies? Jesus Christ, wtf?

[ocnblu]

Ew, Oreo crumbs in your bush. Gross.

[Guest Josh]

Remember the guy who just strips and then sits there eating cookies? Jesus Christ, wtf?

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Or the sick bastard that brought his kid there to make it a family affair. Man, that show never ceases to amaze me.

[sciguy_0504]

Camping in a trailer with AC and private bathroom sounds good to me. I know, I know. You don't get the real experience but I think I can pass on that. A trailer is closer to it than a hotel.

[Cory Wolfe]

Josh... just becuase we're both gay doesn't mean we're going to do anything like that.

[daves87rs]

Or the sick bastard that brought his kid there to make it a family affair. Man, that show never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah-that was really..distrubing...

People are nuts....

[daves87rs]

Camping in a trailer with AC and private bathroom sounds good to me.  I know, I know.  You don't get the real experience but I think I can pass on that.  A trailer is closer to it than a hotel.

It's funny you say that. I've always wanted to go camping in a RV....

[daves87rs]

Josh... just becuase we're both gay doesn't mean we're going to do anything like that.

[deftonesfan867]

Ew, Oreo crumbs in your bush.  Gross.

But, what if you have no.....bush.....???

[ocnblu]

Um... I dunno. Some people still don't groom themselves down there. I imagine a machete or Bush Hog wouldn't even begin to clear that jungle. Shaving parts (weekly to avoid undue itch) and trimming the rest makes for a much nicer presentation, imo.

[!!!TED!!!]

Camping in a trailer with AC and private bathroom sounds good to me.  I know, I know.  You don't get the real experience but I think I can pass on that.  A trailer is closer to it than a hotel.

O'Doyle's rule!!!*

*see the movie CLICK for reference