Who knew milk could be so funny?

[Derek77]

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz Customer Reviews

[Drew Dowdell]

OMG! this is ruining friday afternoon productivity!

[Camino LS6]

Wonderful random silliness.

[pow]

Reminds me of the "burrito" short story someone made in English last year.

"...of enormous size..."

"...the juices exploded in my mouth..."

"...I swallowed..."

What? It's just a burrito...

Edited August 5, 2006 by empowah

[Guest YellowJacket894]

Reminds me of the "burrito" short story someone made in English last year.

"...of enormous size..."

"...the juices exploded in my mouth..."

"...I swallowed..."

What?    It's just a burrito...

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Some one didn't want to do their assignment, so they went out to Taco Bell and wrote nothing more than a waste of time.

As a longtime fan of milk, I was beside myself with excitement when I heard that a new, definitive edition was coming out. Sadly, it's a disappointment. The remastering sounds rather cold to my ears, the liberal use of noise reduction has stripped away much of the high end frequencies and room ambience, and the bonus tracks are nothing more than alternate mixes of previously released material. They should've licensed the masters to Rhino; then we'd finally have the ultimate milk experience we were promised. Oh well, maybe one day.

[Guest YellowJacket894]

The Story of Tuscan Whole Milk @ Uncyclopedia

Made it a few hours ago. Check it out.

Edited August 5, 2006 by YellowJacket894