Cory Wolfe

Please tell me this is some sort of sick joke... Man... this is absolute proof that MB has finally lost it. What an ugly excuse for a CL. It went from elegant to... to... just plain hideous. I think Geely could design a better CL class. Yikes.

Heh.. Well I agree. Those badges are stupid eyesores.

Yea... but I only did what Chargon said... nothing wrong with talking about auto fellacio...

Balthy needs his eyes checked... for the hundred time now. Sometime's obviousy not right.

Well... my week would 365 days long then. Wait.. that's a year... Anywho... seven is better than just one which is all I'm ever likely to own at one point for a while... so... Well, how about for each month, too? But forget January and February... I'll manage. March: S.. Lotus Elise M.. Mazda RX8 T.. Mazda6 W.. Subaru WRX T.. Honda Civic Si F.. VW Passat S.. Nissan Altima SE-R April: S.. Saab 9-3 Aero M.. Porsche 911 Carrera T.. Saturn Sky Redline W.. Subaru Legacy 2.5GT Spec B T.. VW Golf GTI F.. Volvo S40 S.. Acura RSX May: S.. Porsche Boxster S M.. Audi TT T.. BMW 3 coupe W.. Cadillac CTS sport T.. Dodge Magnum F.. Honda S2000 S.. Mazda MX5 June: S.. 88 Pontiac Fiero GT (modified) M.. 90 Pontiac Grand Prix Mclaren (modified) T.. 02 Pontiac Firehawk (modified) W.. 99 Pontiac Grand Am GT (modified) T.. 03 Pontiac Sunfire (modified) F.. 05 Pontiac Bonneville GXP (modified) S.. 94 Pontiac Grand Am GT (modified) July: S.. 67 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray M.. 73 Pontiac Grand Am T.. 66 Pontiac GTO W.. 70 Chevrolet Camaro T.. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle F.. 74 Pontiac Trans Am S.. 79 Chevrolet Monte Carlo August: S.. 97 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP (modified) M.. 06 Pontiac GTO (modified) T.. 07 Pontiac G6 GTP (modified) W.. 06 Pontiac Grand Prix GXP (modified) T.. 06 Pontiac Solstice (modified) F.. 03 Pontiac Vibe GT (modified) S.. 99 Pontiac Sunfire GT (modified) September: S..Mazda RX8 M.. MB CLS AMG T.. Mini Cooper S W.. Mitsubishi EVO IX T.. Nissan 350Z F.. Infiniti G35 coupe S.. Saab 9-2x October S.. Aston Martin Vantage M.. BMW M6 T.. Chevrolet Cobalt SS W.. Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 T.. Chevrolet Corvette conv F.. Hyundai Tiburon S.. Jaguar XKR November: S.. BMW X5 M.. Acura MDX T.. Cadillac SRX W.. Chevrolet Avalanche T.. Chevrolet SSR F.. Chevrolet Trailblazer SS S.. Jeep Patriot December: S.. Dodge Ram SRT10 M.. Infiniti FX45 T.. LR Freelander W.. Mazda CX7 T.. Nissan Murano F.. Saab 9-7x S.. Saturn Vue Red Line Heh..

Only on Wednesdays.

Well... when the sunburn clears and you turn nice and tan... Pics? Hmm... Hmmmmmmm...Is it just me, or am I being talked about? Meh... whatever, Croc.

Yes, you are our quintessential scapegoat... Our Croctologist... Our resident bitch. Anyways, guys.. The reason Chargon hasn't been around isn't what he or anyone else said... I hit on him heavily one night. I showed him things he never wanted to see. Needless to say... I might have freaked him out. Although... he said he liked it... Weird.

I just can't look at a woman and see much of anything attractive.

Time for a patriotic chat.

I've only hit a deer and rabbit... the deer... well, I was half asleep anyways and it only knocked its head off my GA's mirror. It lived... just with brain damage. The rabbit was in my Millenia. It darted across the road just as I was going by. It got splattered. Blood and guts all over the road. Eww.

I bet most people won't even notice the difference.

Or with the regular SS spoiler... Spoilerless Cobalts look weird.

Missed this the first time I read though it... Anywho... yeah... Corny. Not to turn this into anything religious, but I can't be loved by an imaginary figure. Yeah, I said it. Anywho... I need gay friends, and not just ones from C&G and XY.

Haha... Anywho... Yeah, checked out a Malibu tonight and sure enough those were wheel covers. Was news to me. Also checked out some 07 Cobalts. The LT gets the same sort of wheels. Cool. Not relavant to this, though, is that an 07 SS in that awesome blue color and the updated interior... might just be my new favorite GM vehicle.

Pennsylvania summers are about as much as I can handle.

Fly is funny.

Darn... no one's in chat right now. *sigh*

Josh... just becuase we're both gay doesn't mean we're going to do anything like that.

Still not to Brookville, I see... What's wrong with me that you won't visit me?

Sadly... none... *sigh*

Eh... other than Ford, Toyota, MB, DCX, and Mitsubishi... I think I like all them more or equally with GM. Pontiac, however...

Okay... for the few of those to even notice my lack of existance here over the weekend... I went camping at Deer Meadows in Cooks Forest. Got to try out my new tent and sleeping bag. It was the first time in a few years since camping there. Nothing has really changed except where and how I camped. And how much it cost. My aunt and uncle have a permanent camp site up there, so it was nice. The price, too. Only $3 a night to visit. I only paid for two nights, though. I'm a sneaky lil' bastard. Haha... Anyways, yeah... My eyes are total sluts. Hot and cute guys were eeeeevvveerywhere. They loved it... having candy to look at in every direction and all times. My, my, my... a few guys caught on that I was endlessly staring at them. I just... noticed. They never said anything, though. I did end up hanging out with a super cute boy the whole time. I say boy because he was good three years younger than me. Sad that he, like many, was taller than me. He was alright, though. Had fun. The others... I just got to look at them. Haha... T'was awesome, I must say. From the temperatures and the nature of camping... shirtless was in. And no, not just for the swimming pool. I was in gay 17 y/o guy heaven. It exists, unbelievably. But I knew getting another tent for the first time in a year or two was a good idea. I need to do this much more often now. Camping > C&G. Yay... I think I am finally get myself a life.

Yes... bitterness. If I wouldn't have been bitter over previous things said, I wouldn't have presented it in that exact manner. Still would have done it as a joke, though. That's just me, love it or hate it. Eh... yes to you, too. Haha... I can't deny that since going through a field wasn't my fault. Heh... Nah... it's PMS. You were having an overreaction. Immature in ways, but not complete and utter bull$h!. I mean... Life is life and $h! happens. People get pissed at silly things sometimes because of their own personal reasons. Nothing wrong with that. I will say that the tone of my responses to you were probably unwarranted. You played no part in what had me bitter... pissed, no less. I do apologize for that. Sorry that I had to come off to you in such a way and whatever I planned as payback was in no way directed towards. Also... I am sorry to hear about what happen, but it's still just a joke. I understand why you could be pissed at how I constructed my posts. Well... The speed limit was a safe speed for this road. Just not when swerving. Atleast I could swerve at all... I probably would have slid into the deer, spun out, and gotten stuck all at the same time. Not to mention freezing my nuts off. Hah... I like Croc. He is just PMSing at times... but that's just him. Nothin' wrong with it. Nah... some people just can't take a joke. But the reasoning behind it is understandable considering I did it as my way to get back at those who bitched at me previously. My fault, I suppose... but then again Capriceman said it was be funny as hell in the chatroom. So... yell at him, too. He was my cheerleader. But yeah... my apologies for creating one big mess of a thread.

Haha... I'm not denying the lack of maturity, you, my friend, need to look into something to help with that PMS. You are almost as bad as Harry, Josh, and BM combined. Can't blame me because of something that happened in your area. It's not like I don't know anyone that's died in car wrecks. For every joke, someone could get pissed because of something related, but exactly what is the back bone of many jokes? Reality... But hey, I'm laughing my ass off at you and everyone else right now. My sentiments? Payback is a bitch. Get over it.